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// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my

comments

Exception up = new Exception(“Something is really wrong.”);throw

up; //ha ha

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was

doing

//Now, God only knows

// drunk, fix later

// Magic. Do not touch.

return 1; # returns 1

double penetration; // ouch

/// this is a well commented

line

// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.

// I am not responsible of this code.

// They made me write it, against my will.

//Dear future me. Please forgive me.

//I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am.

options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

// I have to find a better job

// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)

} catch (PartInitException pie) {// Mmm… pie}

// John! If you’ll svn remove this once more,

// I’ll shut you, for God’s sake!

// That piece of code is not “something

strange”!

// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.

try {

}catch (SQLException ex) {

// Basically, without saying too much, you’re

screwed. Royally and totally.

}catch(Exception ex){

//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I

news for you!!!

}

// Catching exceptions is for communists

// If you’re reading this, that means you have been put in

charge of my previous project.// I am so, so sorry for you. God

speed.

// if i ever see this again i’m going to start bringing guns to

work

// The magnitude of this hack compares favorably with that of

the national debt.

//ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

// If this code works, it was written by Paul. If not, I don’t

know who wrote it

//You are not expected to understand this

‘NO COMMENT

//Abandon all hope yea who enter beyond this point

//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.

catch (Ex as Exception){

// oh crap, we should do something.

}

// TODO make this work

// If you delete the credits, I will fucking kill you.

// This is crap code but it’s 3 a.m. and I need to get this

working.

// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive

me

// Houston, we have a problem

// If I from the future read this I’ll back in time

and kill myself.