最牛逼的恶搞

1.

#include <iostream>
#include <cstdio>
#include <cstdlib>
using namespace std;

int f();

int main()
{
    printf("Warning!");
	f();
	return 0;
}

int f(){
	return main();
}

2.

#include <iostream>
#include <cstdio>
#include <cstdlib>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
	puts("Warning!");
	return main();
}

3.

#include <iostream>
#include <cstdio>
#include <cstdlib>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
	int * a = 0;
	printf("%d\n", *a);
	return 0;
}