friends 103 The One With the Thumb

- Hi, guys.
- Hey, Phoebe.
- 各位
- 菲比


- How did it go?
- Not so good.
- 你的约会怎么样?
- 不是很好,


He walked me home and said,
"Let's do this again."
他送我到地铁然后跟我说
我们应该再来一次


He said, "Let's do this again."
That's good, right?
他说要再来一次?
那不是很好吗?


Translated, "Let's do this again"
means, "You'll never see me naked."
不，他说我们应该再来一次
意思是说你将无法再见到裸体的我


Since when?
什么时候这样子的？


Since always.
It's, like, dating language.
一直都是这样的啊.
就像是约会用语


Like, "It's not you"
means, "It is you."
比如,”问题不是出在你,
”代表”就是你”


"You're nice" means, 
"I'll be dating alcoholics and complaining about them to you."
”你真好”意思是说”我要和皮革族的酒徒约会然后向你抱怨."


"We should see other people" 
means:"Ha-ha, I already am!"
”我们该试试别人”代表”我已和别人约会了”

Everybody knows this?
大家都懂?


Cushions the blow.
对，善意的谎言


Like your parents
putting the dog to sleep and saying it went to a farm.
没错，就像父母使小孩的狗安乐死时他们会说它跑到别人家农场去住了

That's funny. Because our parents actually did send our dog off to live on a farm.
真有意思,不过我爸妈是真的把我们的狗送给别人养了


Ross?
罗斯？


Hello! The Milner's farm
in Connecticut?
米纳他们在康乃迪克州的农场


The Milners had this
unbelievable farm.
米纳他们家的农场好棒


They had horses and
rabbits to chase.
有马还有可供追逐的兔子…


And it was..
有马还有可供追逐的兔子…


Oh, my God! Chi-Chi!
噢,芝芝

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How does it feel knowing you're about to die?
知道自己不久人世有何感受?


Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over.
华顿，我的痛苦将在五分钟内消除


But you'll live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die.
但你得承受埋葬一个老实人的痛苦


That was really good!
表演得真好是吗？


Thanks. Let's keep going.
谢了，咱们继续吧


So, what do you want from me, Dimon? Huh?
好，你要我怎么做，迪默?


I just wanna go back to my cell,because in my cell I can smoke.
我只想回到我的牢房内
因为这样我才可以抽烟


Smoke away!
你就在这里抽吧.


I think this is why Dimon smokes in his cell alone.
我想这就是迪默自己一个在牢房里抽烟的原因


- What?
- Relax your hand.
- 什么
- 手放轻松


Let your wrist go.
手腕自然点


Not so much!
别太过火!


All right. Now take a puff.
好的，现在吐口烟


Right.
就是这样


- Give it to me.
- I'm not giving you a cigarette.
- 给我来
- 不，我不能给你烟


It's fine. Do you want to get this part or not? Here.
无所谓的，你到底想不想演这个角色?来


Now, don't think of it as a cigarette.
看著，别把它当成香烟


Think of it as the thing that has been missing from your hand.
把它当成是你想念多时的东西


When you hold it,
you feel right.
夹著它你感到自在


You feel complete.
让你感到满足


- You miss it?
- No, not so much.
- 你很想它?
- 没那么严重.


All right. Now we smoke.
好吧，抽烟


Oh, my God!
噢,爽呀!



- Give me that!
- No. You've got options.
- 把它给我
- 不，你有几种选择


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You can smoke like this:
你可以像这样抽烟


- Chandler
- Or hold it in your mouth.
- 钱德
- 或者只是把它叼在嘴里


Give me the cigarette!
把烟给我


- You try.
- Thank you.
- 你来试试.
- 谢谢.


Okay, how's this?
感觉怎么样？


Okay, that's not bad.
还不坏.


All right, when you're finished,
it's cool if you flick it.
好的，当你结束的时候,
弹掉它会显得很酷


All right, you keep practicing..
就这样，不断练习


and I'll go put out the sofa.
我去扑灭着火的沙发

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I thought it was foot size.我认为一个人脚的大小No. It's the distancefrom the tip of a guy's thumb..不，是和他拇指尖到食指尖……to the tip of his index finger.的距离相同的That's ridiculous.这太荒谬了Can I use either thumb?随便哪个姆指都行?I'd rather go with the foot theory.我宁可和脚长理论相伴All
 right. Don't tell me.别告诉我…Decaf cappuccino for Joey.无咖啡因卡布其诺，是乔依的6700:04:50,657 --> 00:04:52,454Coffee, black.纯咖啡6800:04:53,326 --> 00:04:55,556Latte.拿铁6900:04:56,663 --> 00:04:57,994And an iced tea.和冰茶7000:04:58,665 --> 00:05:01,691- I'm getting good at this.-
 Excellent!- 我进步神速- 不错7100:05:01,901 --> 00:05:03,232Good for me!我真行7200:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,711- You okay, Phoebe?- It's not worth- 菲此，你没事吧- 我还好7300:05:19,919 --> 00:05:21,409It's my bank.我的银行7400:05:21,621 --> 00:05:23,885- What did they do?- It's nothing他们对你怎么了?7500:05:24,090
 --> 00:05:27,719I get my mail andopen their monthly "statement."我看我的信件时看见他们的每月通知7600:05:27,927 --> 00:05:29,622Easy!别激动7700:05:31,397 --> 00:05:34,161And there's $500 extra in my account.我的户头多了五百元7800:05:34,767 --> 00:05:37,964Satan's minions at work again!撤旦的奴才又开始活跃了7900:05:38,271
 --> 00:05:40,739Now I have to go deal with them没错，因为我得到银行找他们处理8000:05:40,940 --> 00:05:44,933- What are you talking about? Keep it!- It's not mine.- 别傻了，留著自己用吧- 这些钱不是我的8100:05:45,144 --> 00:05:46,975If I kept it, I'd be stealing.我留下来就如同偷窃8200:05:47,180 -->
 00:05:50,741But if you spent it,it would be like shopping.如果你拿来花就如同购物8300:05:52,785 --> 00:05:55,379Say I bought a great pair of shoes.好吧，就比方说我买了一双很棒的鞋8400:05:55,588 --> 00:06:00,548Know what I'd hear with every step?"Not mine. Not mine. Not mine."你们知道我每踏出一步都会听到什么吗?"不是我的…不是我的…不是我的…"8500:06:00,760
 --> 00:06:04,025Even if I was happyand skipping, I'd hear:即使我再快乐再雀跃都会听到8600:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,960"Not-not mine. Not-not mine.""不是我的…不是我的…"8700:06:07,166 --> 00:06:08,827We're with you. We got it.知道你的意思了8800:06:10,069 --> 00:06:14,130I'd never be able
 to enjoy it.It'd be this giant karmic debt.我无法享受非份之财的乐趣这就像是业报一样8900:06:14,340 --> 00:06:16,399Chandler, what are you doing?钱德，你在干什么?9000:06:16,943 --> 00:06:19,002What are you doing?你在干什么?9100:06:21,314 --> 00:06:24,044Oh, gross!噢,真恶劣!9200:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,875-
 What is this?- I'm smoking!- 这是什么- 我在抽烟…9300:06:27,086 --> 00:06:29,611You've been so good for three years!你这三年来一直表现良好9400:06:29,822 --> 00:06:32,916And this is my reward.这是我的奖励9500:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,923Think about what you wentthrough when you quit.等等，想想你戒烟后是怎么活过来的9600:06:37,130
 --> 00:06:40,691Forget about you. Think aboutwhat we went through!就算忘了你自己,至少想想我们是怎么过来的9700:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,130So this time I won't quit.所以这一次我不再戒了9800:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,804- Put it out!- I'm putting it out!- 熄掉…- 好吧，我熄掉就是9900:06:47,039 --> 00:06:48,404Oh,
 no!10000:06:48,608 --> 00:06:51,008I can't drink this now.拜托，我现在喝不了它了.10100:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,040I'm gonna go. I've got a date.我要去换衣服了,我有个约会10200:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,718With Alan again?How's it going?又是亚伦?进展得如何?10300:06:59,919 --> 00:07:04,049It's
 going pretty good.It's nice and we're having fun.进展的还不错.我们在一起很开心10400:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,122When do we get to meet him?我们何时能见到他?10500:07:06,325 --> 00:07:08,190Let's see, it's Monday..今天是星期一…10600:07:08,394 --> 00:07:10,055- Never.- Come on!- 永远别想…- 不要这样嘛10700:07:10,263
 --> 00:07:12,390Not after what happened with Steve.不,不要再来像史提夫那次的事…10800:07:12,598 --> 00:07:17,092What do you mean?We love Steve. Steve was sexy!你在说什么?我们都爱史提夫史提夫很性感10900:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,162Sorry.抱歉11000:07:21,374 --> 00:07:24,434I don't know how I feel
 yet.Let me figure it out.我连自己对他有何感觉都还不知道给我一点时间想清楚11100:07:24,644 --> 00:07:26,475Then can we meet him?这么说我们可以见他罗?11200:07:26,679 --> 00:07:27,668No.不行，11300:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,507Sorry.抱歉11400:07:31,918 --> 00:07:35,115Joey. Let it go.乔伊.放过他吧11500:07:38,791
 --> 00:07:40,122Why should they meet him?我为何要让他们见他?11600:07:40,526 --> 00:07:43,256I bring a guy home and they're like..我带他回去後，他们就像11700:07:43,796 --> 00:07:47,232coyotes picking off the weakmembers of the herd.就像郊狼一样找弱者下手11800:07:47,934 --> 00:07:52,337Listen,
 as someone who's seenmore than her share of bad beef..听着，不愉快的场面我见多了11900:07:52,538 --> 00:07:56,338I'll tell you,that is not such a terrible thing.告诉你这并不是一件坏事12000:07:56,542 --> 00:07:59,033Your friends are justlooking after you.你的朋友他们只是关心你12100:07:59,245
 --> 00:08:02,578I wish that once I'd date a guythey liked.我只希望带一个他们真正喜欢的男人回家12200:08:02,782 --> 00:08:06,377You realize the odds of thathappening are slimmer..你知道的，他的机会会更渺茫的……12300:08:06,586 --> 00:08:10,147- if they never get to meet the guy.- I know.- 如果他们根本就没见过这小伙-
 这个我知道12400:08:10,356 --> 00:08:13,621- Can't I whimper a little bit?- Whimper.- 能让我小声的哭一下吗？- 哭12500:08:15,528 --> 00:08:17,428Okay, I'm done.不要这样子,12600:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,059Let it go, Ross.罗斯,让它去吧!12700:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,563You didn't know Chi-Chi.你又不了解芝芝.12800:08:26,606
 --> 00:08:29,404- Do you all promise?- We promise.- 你们都保证?- 对，我们保证12900:08:29,609 --> 00:08:30,633We'll be good.我们会很乖的13000:08:30,843 --> 00:08:34,244Chandler, do you promise to be good?钱德，你保证会很乖?13100:08:41,554 --> 00:08:45,752You can come in, but yourfilter-tip
 buddy stays outside!你可以进来了,但是你的烟屁股朋友得呆在外面.13200:08:55,401 --> 00:08:58,495"Dear Ms. Buffay.Thank you for calling.亲爱的巴菲小姐谢谢你提醒我们的错误13300:08:58,704 --> 00:09:02,936We've credited you $500.We're sorry for the inconvenience..我们已将五百元存人你的户头造成不便之处请多包涵13400:09:03,142
 --> 00:09:06,134and hope you'll acceptthis football phone..请接受此足球电话…13500:09:09,315 --> 00:09:11,476as our gift."Do you believe it?做为礼物,你们相信吗？13600:09:11,684 --> 00:09:14,847Now I have $ 1000and a football phone.现在我多了一千元和一个足球电话13700:09:16,455 --> 00:09:19,515What
 bank is this?这是哪家银行?13800:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,250Okay, it's him.他来了13900:09:23,429 --> 00:09:24,623- Who is it?- Alan.- 这位是谁啊？- 亚伦14000:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,559Chandler! He's here!钱德，他来了14100:09:29,669 --> 00:09:30,727Do I look okay?我看起来怎么样？14200:09:31,437
 --> 00:09:32,870One more button.最好再扣上一颗扣子14300:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,937Closed! How about closed?扣上了！现在看起来怎么样14400:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,067- I didn't know.- Yeah.- 我不太清楚- 好吧14500:09:39,378 --> 00:09:41,107Please be good.拜托，别乱来14600:09:41,314 --> 00:09:44,112Remember
 how much you all like me?记得你们有多么爱我14700:09:45,685 --> 00:09:50,088Alan, this is everybody.Everybody, this is Alan.亚伦，这是大家各位，他是亚伦14800:09:54,026 --> 00:09:57,325I've heard so much aboutall you guys.我对各位已如雷灌耳14900:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,833I'll call you tomorrow.
 Thanks.谢谢，我明天再打电话给你15000:10:10,676 --> 00:10:13,839Let's let the Alan-bashing begin.开始攻击亚伦吧15100:10:14,046 --> 00:10:16,674Who's gonna take the first shot?谁先开始?15200:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,080Come on!来呀15300:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,817I'll go.我来15400:10:24,023
 --> 00:10:26,389Let's start with how hekept picking我们就从他不停剔牙开始15500:10:26,592 --> 00:10:29,891I'm sorry, I can't do this.We loved him.抱歉,我办不到.我们爱他15600:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,961We loved him!我们爱他15700:10:32,164 --> 00:10:35,895Wait! We're talking about someoneI'm
 going out with?等等，我们谈的是我约会的对象吗?15800:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,569That pimento trick!那个辣椒的小把戏15900:10:37,770 --> 00:10:41,069I'll never look at an olivethe same way again.我绝不会再这样看橄榄了16000:10:41,273 --> 00:10:42,763And did you notice?你们都有注意到?16100:10:47,947 -->
 00:10:50,939Know what was great?His smile was crooked.知道他什么最棒吗?他的微笑有点邪邪的16200:10:51,150 --> 00:10:55,086- Yes! Like the man in the shoe!- What shoe?- 对，就像是鞋里的男人- 什么鞋?16300:10:56,455 --> 00:10:57,888From the rhyme.童谣里的16400:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,955There was
 a manWith a crooked smile有个驼背的人有著扭曲的微笑16500:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,686Who lived in a shoeFor a while他住在鞋子里，有一阵子16600:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,496So I think Alan..我想亚伦……16700:11:08,701 --> 00:11:12,865is the yardstick by whichfuture boyfriends will be measured.将成为日后男友被丈量的标准16800:11:13,072
 --> 00:11:14,266Future boyfriends?什么日后男友?16900:11:14,473 --> 00:11:17,738- I think this could be "it."- Really?- 不，我想他就是了- 真的呀?17000:11:17,943 --> 00:11:21,811I'd marry him for hisDavid Hasselhoff impression alone.光凭他学海滩游侠的样子我就想嫁给他了17100:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,881You
 know I'll be doing thatat parties.你知道嘛，我也要在派对上这么做17200:11:28,454 --> 00:11:31,048- Know what I like most?- What?- 知道我最喜欢他哪一点?- 哪一点？17300:11:31,791 --> 00:11:35,124The way he makes me feel about myself.他改变我看待自己的方式17400:11:57,316 --> 00:11:59,375How was the
 game?比赛如何?17500:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,052Well..怎么说呢.17600:12:01,253 --> 00:12:03,778We won!我们赢啦.17700:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,454Fantastic! Question.How is that possible?神奇!提问.这怎么可能呢？17800:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,758- Alan.- He was unbelievable!- 亚伦- 他真是太不可思议了17900:12:10,963
 --> 00:12:14,660Like the cartoon whereBugs Bunny plays every position.他就像兔宝宝一样守每个位置18000:12:14,867 --> 00:12:19,099It was first base, Alan.Second base, Alan..但我们有一垒手亚伦、二垒手亚伦……18100:12:22,508 --> 00:12:25,341It was like he made us into a team.他使我们形成一个团队18200:12:25,544
 --> 00:12:30,481We sure showed those Hasidic jewelersa thing or two about softball.对，我们让对手见识到什么叫垒球18300:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,449Can I ask a question?能问你们一个问题吗?18400:12:33,652 --> 00:12:35,984Do you think Alan is sometimes..你是否曾感觉亚伦有时…18500:12:36,188 -->
 00:12:37,177What?有时怎样?18600:12:37,389 --> 00:12:40,017I don't know. A little too "Alan"?我说不上来，太亚伦了18700:12:40,226 --> 00:12:43,753Oh, no. Not possible.You can never be too "Alan."不，不可能你不可能太过於"亚伦"18800:12:43,963 --> 00:12:48,764It's his innate "Alan-ness"that
 we adore.没错我们欣赏的是亚伦的内在18900:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,960I, personally, could havea gallon of Alan.我……一个人可以喝下一加仑的亚伦19000:12:59,411 --> 00:13:01,936- Hey, Lizzy.- Hey, weird girl.- 嘿,露西- 嘿,古怪女孩19100:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,283- I brought alphabet soup.- Pick out
 the vowels?- 我带字母汤来给你- 你挑出有元音了吗?19200:13:05,484 --> 00:13:08,453I left in the Y's.Because, "sometimes Y."但我把“Y”留下来了因为有时你会用的上,"Why"(音同Y)19300:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,188- And something else.- Saltines?- 我还带了其他东西给你- 咸饼干吗?19400:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,723No, $1000
 and a football phone.但愿你喜欢一千元和足球电话19500:13:15,427 --> 00:13:16,724What?什么?19600:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,391Oh, my God!天啊，19700:13:19,598 --> 00:13:22,328- There's really money in here.- I know.- 这里真的有钱- 这我知道19800:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,230What are you doing?你在干什么?19900:13:24,436
 --> 00:13:28,065I want you to have it.I don't want it.我要给你，我不想要20000:13:28,274 --> 00:13:31,368- I have to give you something.- No, you don't- 不，我得拿东西给你- 不用了20100:13:31,577 --> 00:13:35,172- Do you want my tinfoil hat?- No, you need that.- 你要我的锡箔纸帽帽吗?- 不要，因为你需要20200:13:35,381
 --> 00:13:38,111- It's okay. Thanks.- Let me do something.- 不用了，谢谢- 求你,让我表示我的谢意20300:13:39,652 --> 00:13:43,611I'll tell you what. Buy mea soda and we're even. Okay?这样吧,你请我喝汽水就扯平了20400:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,352- Okay.- Okay.- 好吧- 好吧20500:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,777Keep
 the change.不用找了20600:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,013Thanks, Lizzy.谢谢你，莉兹20700:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,383Want a pretzel?你真的不要椒盐卷饼?20800:14:52,658 --> 00:14:55,559- No, I'm fine. Thanks.- See you.- 不,不用了,- 再见20900:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,866A thumb?一个拇指21000:15:07,106
 --> 00:15:10,166I know. There it was,just floating..我知道.我打开时它就浮在里面21100:15:10,376 --> 00:15:13,868like this tiny little hitchhiker.像个搭便车的21200:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,774Maybe it's a contest.Like "collect all five."或者这是一场竞赛,比如集满五个有奖?21300:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,852-
 Does anyone wanna see?- No, thanks!- 你们想看看吗?- 不用了，谢谢21400:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,349Don't do that. Come on!别那样，拜托21500:15:26,558 --> 00:15:29,220It's worse than the thumb.这是姆指21600:15:30,462 --> 00:15:33,260- This is so unfair.- Why is it unfair?- 这不公平- 为何不公平?21700:15:33,465
 --> 00:15:36,263So I have a flaw! Big deal!我有缺点行吗?了不起21800:15:36,468 --> 00:15:39,096Joey's knuckle-crackingisn't annoying?乔依常扳指关节就不惹人厌?21900:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,466Ross, over-pronouncing every word.罗斯把每个音发得太清楚22000:15:41,674 --> 00:15:47,271Monica, who
 snorts when she laughs.I mean, what the hell is that thing?摩妮卡大笑时的鼻音搞什么嘛22100:15:48,247 --> 00:15:52,684I accept those flaws.Why can't you accept me for this?我接受大家所有的缺点为何大家就不肯接受我的呢?22200:15:58,757 --> 00:16:02,955Does the knuckle-crackingbother everybody,
 or just him?扳指关节会惹人厌吗?还是只是他比较烦22300:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,628I could live without it.没有它我也能活的下去22400:16:10,469 --> 00:16:15,702Is it a little annoying? Or is it likewhen Phoebe chews her hair?我觉得有点点烦?感觉就和看到菲此咬她的头发时一样?22500:16:18,077 --> 00:16:21,205Don't
 listen to him.I think it's endearing.菲此，别介意我觉得那样很可爱22600:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,643Oh, you do, do you?真的?是吗?22700:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,983There's nothing wrong withspeaking correctly.咬字清晰又不犯法22800:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,952Indeed there isn't.没错22900:16:38,163
 --> 00:16:39,892I should get back to work.我该回去工作了23000:16:40,099 --> 00:16:43,762Otherwise someone mightget what they ordered.否则有人就会拿错他们点的东西23100:16:45,938 --> 00:16:50,034The hair comes outand the gloves come off.头发冒了出来，手套滑落下来(全都发泄出来了)23200:17:04,323 -->
 00:17:08,089Ever go out with a guyyour friends really like?你曾和一个你朋友都喜欢的男人约会吗?23300:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,022No.没有23400:17:12,398 --> 00:17:15,663I'm going out with a guymy friends really like.我在和一个我朋友都喜欢的男人约会23500:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,894Are we talking
 about the coyotes here?我们在谈郊狼吗?23600:17:19,104 --> 00:17:22,904All right! A cow got through.一头牛居然全身而退23700:17:23,642 --> 00:17:24,904Can you believe it?你能相信吗?23800:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,771It's just, you know what?就像是，你知道吗……23900:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,777I
 just don't feel the "thing."我毫无感觉24000:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,610They feel the thing. I don't feel it.而他们却有感觉.我毫无感觉24100:17:32,818 --> 00:17:37,619Honey, you should alwaysfeel the thing.你应该要有感觉24200:17:40,259 --> 00:17:43,660If that's how you feel about the
 guy,dump him.如果对他没感觉,就把他甩了24300:17:43,862 --> 00:17:47,298- It's gonna be really hard.- He'll get over it.- 我知道，但很难- 没错，但他是大人了,他会熬过去的24400:17:47,499 --> 00:17:52,527No, he'll be fine. It's the other fiveI'm worried about.不，他没事.我担心的是其他五人24500:17:52,805 -->
 00:17:56,866- Don't you respect your body?- Don't you see what you're doing?- 难道你不尊重你的身体吗?- 你难道不明白自己自己在做什么吗?24600:17:57,076 --> 00:18:01,012I've had it with your cancer,emphysema and heart disease.还有你们的癌症肺气肿和心脏病24700:18:01,413 --> 00:18:05,611The bottom line
 is, smoking is cool,and you know it.至少抽烟很酷,这点你们也很清楚24800:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,951Alan wants to speak to you.钱德，亚伦找你24900:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,351Really? He does?真的,他找我?25000:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,023Hey, buddy! What's up?老兄，什么事?25100:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,455She
 told you about that, huh?她告诉你了?25200:18:21,366 --> 00:18:25,496Well, yeah. I have one now and then.Well, yeah, now.对，我偶尔会犯烟瘾对，现在25300:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,305It's not that没那么糟25400:18:30,242 --> 00:18:32,176Well, that's true.这倒是真的25500:18:34,513 --> 00:18:38,711Gee,
 you know, no one's ever put itlike that before.天啊，没人这么说过25600:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,511Well, okay. Thanks.好的，谢谢25700:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,491God, he's good.天啊，他真神25800:18:54,166 --> 00:18:57,829- If only he were a woman.- Yeah.- 如果他是个女人,那该有多好- 是的啊25900:19:03,075
 --> 00:19:04,269Lamb Chop!小羊排!26000:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,673How old is that sock?那袜子到底有多旧了?26100:19:07,980 --> 00:19:12,280If I had a sock on my handfor 30 years, it'd be talking too.如果我手上戴著袜子三十年它也会开始说话26200:19:14,186 --> 00:19:18,748I think it's time to
 change somebody'snicotine patch.有人该换尼古丁贴片了26300:19:22,294 --> 00:19:25,092- Where's Joey?- Joey ate my last stick of gum..- 乔依在哪儿?- 乔依吃了我的最後一片口香糖26400:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,390so I killed him.所以我就把他杀了26500:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,960Do you think that was wrong?你认为这样不对吗?26600:19:31,470
 --> 00:19:34,268- I think he's across the hall.- Thanks.- 我想他在对面- 谢谢.26700:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,867There you go.好啦.26800:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,110I'm alive with pleasure now.我又重拾快乐的生活26900:19:40,312 --> 00:19:44,078Phoebe, do you wantthe rest of that Pop-Tart?菲此，你还想吃那个吗?27000:19:45,284
 --> 00:19:48,151Does anyone wantthe rest of this Pop-Tart?谁想吃剩下的?27100:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,452Hey, I might.我要27200:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,882I'm sorry.抱歉27300:19:54,092 --> 00:19:58,552The soda people gave me $7000for the thumb.汽水公司那些笨蛋给我七千元当姆指的补偿金27400:19:59,932
 --> 00:20:03,163And on my way over hereI stepped in gum.天啊，七千元别闹了我回家路上又踩到口香糖27500:20:03,835 --> 00:20:06,065What is up with the universe?这世界到底怎么了?27600:20:06,271 --> 00:20:10,367- What's going on?- It's just nice when we're together.- 怎么啦?- 只是觉得大夥儿在一起很温馨27700:20:10,576
 --> 00:20:14,068It's nicer when everyonegets to wear underwear.如果大家都有穿内裤会更好27800:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,483Please, guys, we have to talk.大家，我有话要说27900:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,422Wait! I'm getting a deja vu.等等，我有似曾相识的感觉,28000:20:29,628 --> 00:20:30,754No, I'm
 not.不,好像没有28100:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,501- We have to talk.- There it is!- 好吧,我们需要谈谈.- 瞧,来了28200:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,001Okay, it's about Alan.是有关亚伦的事28300:20:41,206 --> 00:20:45,666Speaking of which, tell himwe're on for the Renaissance Fair.关于什么，告诉他文艺复兴已经开始了.28400:20:45,944
 --> 00:20:50,210Before you get into that,there's something you should know.在此之前，有件事应该让你们知道28500:20:50,816 --> 00:20:54,650There's really no easy wayto say this.真的很难启齿28600:20:55,954 --> 00:20:59,219I've decided to break up with Alan.我决定和亚伦分手28700:21:02,828
 --> 00:21:05,490Is there somebody else?有第三者?28800:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,299No, it's just..没有28900:21:09,501 --> 00:21:12,436you know, things change.People change.只是世事难料，人都会变29000:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,004We didn't change.我们没变29100:21:17,242 --> 00:21:20,370So
 that's it? It's over?就这样?结束了?29200:21:20,812 --> 00:21:22,905Just like that?就这样结束了29300:21:24,049 --> 00:21:29,180You let your guard down. You startto care about someone, and..放下防御，真心对待一个人…29400:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,485- I can go on pretending- Okay!- 我可以继续伪装…-
 可以啊29500:21:34,693 --> 00:21:35,751No.不，29600:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,089That wouldn't be fair to me, Alan,or to you.这样对我不公平,对亚伦也不公平对你们大家都不公平29700:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,289Well, who wants fair?是吗?谁要公平?29800:21:41,500 --> 00:21:45,698I just want things back,
 you know,the way they were.我只想要回失去的，回到往日29900:21:47,673 --> 00:21:51,871- I'm sorry.- Oh, she's sorry. I feel better.- 我很抱歉- 她说抱歉，我舒坦多了30000:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,669I can't believe this!我真是不敢相信30100:21:54,880 --> 00:21:59,943With the holidays coming up.I
 wanted him to meet my family.连续假期就要来临了我要带他去见我的家人30200:22:00,786 --> 00:22:03,687I'll meet someone.There'll be other Alans.我会找到新欢的，另一个亚伦30300:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,049Yeah, right!是呀,另一个.30400:22:09,895 --> 00:22:13,456- Are you guys gonna be okay?- We'll be
 fine.- 你们不会有事吧?- 我们会好的30500:22:13,665 --> 00:22:16,259We're just gonna need a little time.我们只是需要一点时间30600:22:17,202 --> 00:22:19,397I understand.我了解30700:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,544- Wow.- I'm really sorry.- Wow- 我真的很抱歉30800:22:26,745 --> 00:22:29,873Yeah,
 I mean, I'm sorry too.我也很抱歉30900:22:30,082 --> 00:22:33,415- But I'm a little relieved.- Relieved?- 我有点松口气了.- 松了一口气?31000:22:33,618 --> 00:22:37,281Yeah, well, I mean,I had a great time with you.对，我是说我和你在一起很开心31100:22:37,823 --> 00:22:40,724I just can't stand
 your friends.只是我受不了你朋友31200:22:46,531 --> 00:22:50,331Remember when we went to Central Parkand rented boats?记得我们到中央公园划船吗?31300:22:51,970 --> 00:22:54,165That was fun.没错，那很有趣31400:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,142He could row like a Viking.他划得就像维京人一样31500:23:06,518
 --> 00:23:08,884So how'd it go?情况如何?31600:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,117You know.你知道的31700:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,723Did he mention us?他有提到我们吗?31800:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,926He says he's really gonnamiss you guys.他说他会想念你们的31900:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,664- Rough
 day, huh?- You have no idea.- 悲惨的一天?- 你无法体会32000:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,775Come here.过来宝贝32100:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,305- That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.- No!- 我受够了，我要抽烟- 不行…32200:23:37,516 --> 00:23:39,814I don't care! I'm weak!我管不了那么多了,我投降,我是懦夫，32300:23:40,018
 --> 00:23:41,918I've gotta have the smoke!我要抽烟32400:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,817If you never smoke again,I'll give you $7000.如果你不再抽烟我就给你七千块32500:23:46,024 --> 00:23:47,855Yeah, all right.好吧,没问题.