2009-02-11

       昨晚上回去把脏衣服和床上用品都洗了，估计洗完也到了12点多，今天还是那么早就醒来了。不过发现只要心情好做什么事情都不觉得累，边洗衣服边哼点曲子完全觉得这的确也是一种放松。早上跑步到学校已经好一会子，昨晚上梦见要赶火车去什么地方，但是和妈妈她们走散了。我就到处找她们和火车的位置，我还带了一个小孩子，莫名其妙的遇到一帮人想要抢小孩还是干嘛的，我看形式不对，就打翻一个人赶快跑了出去。打架之前还在给老爸打电话呢，中途也没有挂，跑到了安全的地方一听老爸好担心又是好伤心，奇怪的梦，就是没有梦见桃子。

      早上既然来得那么早心情也不是那么差了，就翻译一篇老外的完美男人吧。

Without you,I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway.I have gift angxiety,Even through i don't know when you birthday is.We can spend perfct days shoppint and cleaning together.

I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parellel parking.

 

 

If you consent to live with me,I'll clean the toilet every week.I'll do it with my tongue if you ask.I'll strike the words "Hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary.I love you,Even if your name is MiMi and you want my to pronounce it "May May".I'll only pass gas underneath the covers and only under a direst circumstance.Hell,I'll go on a low cholesterol diet.And i won't buy one of those red sports cars when i hit my mid-life crisis.

 

Your parent can visit us every week,Even if your mon is a big witch with a capital "B".Your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us.I declare i'll separate the whites from the colors and i learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes.I'll never huff and puff when waiting for you to put on my makeup.If you're a cat person,I'll nver point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning,But a cat can't.I'll so happy to see chick flicks with you.Like "pride and Prejudice".

 

I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo.I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it.I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask,"Is my hair looking okay tonight?".I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "Cuddle".I'll gonna save every birthday card you send me!And i'll actually write you a real letters when we're apart.

 

I'm never gonna expect you to know where i left my car keys,and i'll never leave my socks on the floors.With me you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste.I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like.My belly button will always be lint free.I want to full-on kiss your clitoris.It will be the most passionate,intimate experience you've ever bad.I declare now,I will give my life for you.And if you fail to come to me,i know some part of me will surely die.

 

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没有你，我就像一条被遗弃在路边的狗，那么孤独。虽然我不知道你的生日是那一天，但是我还是很渴望送一些什么礼物给你。我们可以花整天整天的时间用于一起购物和一起打扫清洁。我发誓，在你停车的时候挂花了车轮我也永远不会取笑你。

 

如果你愿意和我一起生活，每个周我都会把卫生间打扫得干干净净，就算你要我用舌头来打扫我也会那么干。我不会再说“Hooters”和“Love rockets”（暂时不知道这两次词有什么别的含义，大概是脏话一类的，文化底蕴不同不能完全理解）。我爱你，即便你的名字叫咪咪但是你希望我深情的叫你美美。我只会在地底下和最糟糕的环境中放屁，日常生活中我会做一些低胆固醇含量的食物。在中年危机出现的时候我也绝不会买一辆红色的运动跑车。

 

你的父母每个周都可以过来和我们一起，就算你妈妈是一个以"B"字母打头的老巫婆。因为可以和我们一起住一起生活你的家人就不用去养老院。我承诺我不会被五颜六色迷失了双眼，我知道用冷热水交替洗澡的秘密。在等你为我化妆的过程中我不会生气、不会气喘吁吁。如果你是哥软弱的人我不会嘲笑在你落水的时候一只狗狗能挽救你的生命但是猫猫却不行。看到你和小鸡玩得不亦乐乎我也会感觉很快乐，就像傲慢和偏见总描述的那样。

 

下厨的时候我会尝试做一些没有吃过的小菜，比如用秋葵荚烧成的浓汤。在吃你做的难以下咽的菜品的时候我不会皱起眉头，会觉得它们和奶酪一样的好吃。每当你问我”今晚我的发型好看吗？“我会总是回到”很好看“，在你身上我会对拥抱有一个全新的意味。每天我会认真的阅读你的星座信息，认真思考。我会保存任何每一张你送我的生日贺卡，当我们不在一起的时候我会给你写书信。

 

我不会期望你知道我把我的车钥匙放在哪儿去了，我也不会把鞋袜乱扔在地板上。和我一起你会发现牙膏总是好好的盖着，如果你喜欢的话我会穿上比基尼内衣，我的肚脐永远是你可以自由停靠的港湾。我会美美的亲吻你的任何地方，我保证这将是你最富激情最亲密的体会。我发誓，为了你我会不惜一切，我知道如果没有你我身体的某一部分将不会再有任何的生机。

 

 

翻译完成，吃早餐去了。。。。。。