Friends.-.1x03.-.The.Thumb

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Hi guys!

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Hey, Pheebs! Hi!

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Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?

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Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'

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Ohh. Ouch.

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What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?

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Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.

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Since when?

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Since always. It's like dating language. Y'know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'.

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Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.

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Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'.

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And everybody knows this?

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Yeah. Cushions the blow.
对，这是善意的谎言
cushion [简明英汉词典]
[5kuFEn]
n.垫子, 软垫, 衬垫
v.加衬垫
cushion [英汉计算机词汇]
 减震器[垫]，软垫；缓冲器
 
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Yeah, it's like when you're a kid,

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and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.

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That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.

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Uh, Ross.

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What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut?

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The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses,
他们家的农场好棒

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and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....

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Oh my God, Chi Chi!

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"So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"

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"Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."

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Hey, that was really good!

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Yeah?Thanks! Let's keep going.

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Okay. "So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?"

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"I just wanna go back to my cell. 'Cause in my cell, I can smoke."

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"Smoke away."

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I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone.

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What? / Relax your hand! Let your wrist go.

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Not so much! / Whoah!Hey! /  Hey!

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Alright, now try taking a puff.
好, 吐口烟
puff [简明英汉词典]
[pQf]
n.一阵喷烟, 肿块, 蓬松, 吹嘘, 宣传广告
v.喷出, 张开, 夸张, (使)膨胀, (使)骄傲, 喘息, 鼓吹, 吹捧

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Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.

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No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.

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It's fine, it's fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.

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All right, now. Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand.

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When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.

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Y'miss it? / Nah, not so much.

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Alright, now we smoke.

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Oh..my..God..

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No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger.

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That's ridiculous!

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Can I use.. either thumb?

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Alright, don't tell me, don't tell me!

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Decaf cappucino for Joey.. Coffee black.. Late.. And an iced tea.

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I'm getting pretty good at this!/ Yeah. Yeah, excellent.

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Good for me!

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Y'okay, Phoebe?

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Yeah- no- I'm just- it's, it's not even worth... It's my bank.

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What did they do to you?

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It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT-

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Easy, easy...

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- and there's five hundred extra dollars in my account.

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Oh, Satan's minions at work again...
minion [简明英汉词典]
[5minjEn]
n.奴才, 宠臣

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Yes, 'cause now I have to go down there, and deal with them.

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What are you talking about? Keep it!

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It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing.

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Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!

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Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes.

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Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.'

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And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping-I'd hear

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'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...

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We're with you. We got it.

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Okay. I'd- just- I'd never be able to enjoy it. It would be like this giant karmic debt.
这就像是业报一样

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Chandler, what're you doing?

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Hey, what are you doing?

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Oh! Oh, God!

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What is this?!

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I'm smoking. I'm smoking, I'm smoking.

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Oh, I can't believe you! You've been so good, for three years!

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And this- is my reward!

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Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.

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Okay, so this time I won't quit!

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Ohhh! Put it out!

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All right! I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out. (He drops it in Phoebe's coffee.)

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Oh, no! I- I can't drink this now!

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Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.

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So is it Alan again? How's it goin'?

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'S'going pretty good, y'know? It's nice, and, we're having fun.

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So when do we get to meet the guy?

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Yeah!

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Let's see, today's Monday... Never.

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Oh, come on! Come on!/ No. Not after what happened with Steve.

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What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry.

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Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance to figure that out.

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Well, then can we meet him?

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Nope. Schhorry.
nope [简明英汉词典]
[nEup]
adv.不, 不是

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I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him.

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I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd.
coyote [简明英汉词典]
[5kCiEut, -5Eut]
n.一种产于北美大草原的小狼, 山狗

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Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef,
???不懂
不愉快的场面我见多了

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I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing.

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Come on now,
they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.
look out [简明英汉词典]
v.面朝, 留神, 照料

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I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked.

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Well, you do realise that the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy..
slimmer [简明英汉词典]
[`slImE(r)]
n.<英>(通过节食、运动等)减轻体重者,减肥者、
odds [简明英汉词典]
[Cdz]
n.可能的机会, 成败的可能性, 优势, 不均, 不平等, 几率, 差别
ODDS [英汉计算机词汇]
 = Oceanographic Digital Data System,海洋学数字数据系统
 
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Let it go, Ross.

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Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.

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Do you all promise?/ Yeah! We promise! We'll be good!

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Chandler? Do you promise to be good?

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You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!
filter-tipped [简明英汉词典]
adj.有过滤嘴的
buddy [简明英汉词典]
[5bQdi]
n.<美口>密友, 伙伴
Buddy [简明英汉词典]
[5bQdi]
巴迪(男子名)
buddy [英汉计算机词汇]
 合作者，伙伴
 
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Hey, Pheebs.

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'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error.

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We have credited your account with five hundred dollars.

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We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this

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football phone... as our free gift.'

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Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!

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What bank is this?

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Hey. It's him.

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Who is it?/ It's Alan.

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Chandler! He's here!

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Okay, please be good, please.

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Just remember how much you all like me.

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Hi. Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan.

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Hi.

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Hi, Alan.

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I've heard schho much about all you guyschh!

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Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow.

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Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin.
bash [简明英汉词典]
[bAF]
v.怒殴, 打坏, <美俚>盛会, 狂欢
n.怒殴, 猛击

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Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?

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C'mon!

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...I'll go.

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Let's start with the way he kept picking at- You know, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do it. We loved him.

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Loved him! Yeah! He's great!

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Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?/ Yeah!

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And did you notice...?

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Yeah.

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Know what was great? The way his smile was kinda crooked.
crooked [简明英汉词典]
[5krukid]
adj.弯曲的, 拐骗的, 不老实的

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Yes, yes! Like the man in the shoe!

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...What shoe?

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From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'
nursery rhyme [简明英汉词典]
n.童谣
有个驼背的人有著扭曲的微笑

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...So I think Alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured.

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What future boyfriends? Nono, I th- I think this could be, y'know, it./ Really!

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Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone.

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You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right?

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You know what I like most about him, though?

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What?

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The way he makes me feel about myself.

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Yeah...

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Hi..

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How was the game?

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Well..

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WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!

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That's fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible?

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Alan.

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He was unbelievable.

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He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-...
bugs [简明英汉词典]
[bQ^z]
adj.疯狂的, 发疯的
bunny [简明英汉词典]
[5bQni]
n.小兔子(儿童对兔子的昵称)

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I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team.

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Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball..
softball [简明英汉词典]
[5sRftbC:l]
n.垒球运动, 垒球

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Nice!

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Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..

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What?/ ...I dunno, a little too Alan?

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Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.

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Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.

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I personally could have a gallon of Alan.

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Hey, Lizzie.

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Hey, Weird Girl.

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I brought you alphabet soup./ Did you pick out the vowels?
vowel [简明英汉词典]
[5vaJEl]
n.元音
adj.元音的
vowel [英汉计算机词汇]
 【修】元音
 
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Yes. But I left in the Ys. 'Cause, y'know, "sometimes y".

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Uh, I also have something else for you.

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Saltines?
saltine [简明英汉词典]
[sC:l5ti:n]
n.撒盐饼干

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No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone?

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What?

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Oh my God, oh my God, there's really money in here./ I know.

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Weird Girl, what are you doing?

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No, I want you to have it. I don't want it.

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No, no, I ha-I have to give you something.

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No, that's fine, you don't..

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Would you like my tin-foil hat?

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No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.

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Please, let me do something.

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Okay, alright, I'll tell you what, you buy me a soda, and then we're even. Okay?

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Okay. / Okay.

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Keep the change.

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Thanks, Lizzie.

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Sure you don't wanna pretzel?
pretzel [简明英汉词典]
[5pretsEl]
n.一种脆饼干,<美俚>[音] 法国号

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No, I'm fine.Thanks./See ya.

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Huh!

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A thumb?!/ Eww!

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I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!
hitchhiker [简明英汉词典]
n.搭便车的旅行者, 顺便插入的广告, 短篇广告

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Well, maybe it's a contest, y'know? Like, collect all five?

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Does, um, anyone wanna see?/ Nooo!

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Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out!/ It's worse than the thumb!

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Hey, this is so unfair!/ Oh, why is it unfair?

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So I have a flaw! Big deal!

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Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying?

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And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing?

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I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?

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...Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?
扳指关节很惹人厌吗?

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Well, I-I could live without it.
我觉得有点点烦

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Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?

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Oh, now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, all right? I think it's endearing.
endearing [简明英汉词典]
[in5diEriN]
adj.引起爱情的, 可爱的, 令人钟爱的

192
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Oh, "you do, do you"?

193
00:14:53,907 --> 00:14:57,589
You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.

194
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"Indeed there isn't"...

195
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,242
I should really get back to work.

196
00:15:04,277 --> 00:15:07,104
Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.

197
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Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.
全都发泄出来了

198
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...%$#@%@%...

199
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Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?

200
00:15:31,184 --> 00:15:33,969
No.

201
00:15:33,969 --> 00:15:38,327
Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.

202
00:15:38,327 --> 00:15:46,052
Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!

203
00:15:46,052 --> 00:15:52,088
Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing.

204
00:15:52,088 --> 00:15:55,014
I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing.

205
00:15:55,014 --> 00:15:59,463
Honey.. you should always "feel" the thing.

206
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:05,359
Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!

207
00:16:05,394 --> 00:16:07,112
I know.. it's gonna be really hard.

208
00:16:07,112 --> 00:16:09,062
Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it.

209
00:16:09,062 --> 00:16:12,843
No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about.

210
00:16:13,911 --> 00:16:15,643
Do you have any respect for your body?
难道你不尊重你的身体吗?

211
00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:17,624
Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?

212
00:16:17,624 --> 00:16:22,285
Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease.
还有你们的癌症，肺气肿
和心脏病

213
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:25,496
The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.

214
00:16:28,163 --> 00:16:31,247
Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.

215
00:16:31,247 --> 00:16:33,447
Really? He does?

216
00:16:34,332 --> 00:16:36,543
Hey, buddy, what's up!

217
00:16:38,424 --> 00:16:42,994
Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then.

218
00:16:42,994 --> 00:16:44,466
Well, yeah, now.

219
00:16:45,662 --> 00:16:48,408
Well, it's not that big- ..

220
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,474
Well, that's true,..

221
00:16:53,131 --> 00:17:00,116
Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks!

222
00:17:09,648 --> 00:17:12,722
God, he's good.

223
00:17:12,722 --> 00:17:15,839
If only he were a woman./ Yeah.

224
00:17:20,963 --> 00:17:26,222
Ooh, Lambchop. /How old is that sock?
小羊排

225
00:17:26,222 --> 00:17:31,724
If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.

226
00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:36,078
Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch.

227
00:17:36,899 --> 00:17:40,606
Hey. Where's Joey?

228
00:17:40,606 --> 00:17:43,997
Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him.

229
00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:46,853
Do you think that was wrong?

230
00:17:48,313 --> 00:17:51,037
I think he's across the hall./ Thanks.
我想他在对面

231
00:17:51,661 --> 00:17:53,983
There y'go.

232
00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:56,645
Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.

233
00:17:57,172 --> 00:18:00,445
Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?.. Pheebs?

234
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:04,508
Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?

235
00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:07,303
Hey, I might!

236
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:09,458
I'm sorry. ..

237
00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:13,976
Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb.

238
00:18:13,976 --> 00:18:15,795
Oh my God./7 thousand dollars?/Are you kidding me?

239
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,885
And on my way over here, I stepped in gum.

240
00:18:19,393 --> 00:18:21,781
...What is up with the universe?!

241
00:18:21,983 --> 00:18:23,075
What's going on?

242
00:18:23,075 --> 00:18:26,089
Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.

243
00:18:26,089 --> 00:18:29,141
Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..
underwear [简明英汉词典]
[5QndEwZE]
n.内衣裤

244
00:18:31,814 --> 00:18:34,966
Uh, Joey../ Oh, God!

245
00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:39,403
Okay../ Oh! That was Lambchop!

246
00:18:39,403 --> 00:18:40,888
Please, guys, we have to talk.

247
00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:45,831
Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not.
deja vu [简明英汉词典]
n. 似曾相识的感觉；幻觉记忆

248
00:18:48,171 --> 00:18:48,913
Alright, we have to talk.

249
00:18:48,913 --> 00:18:51,132
There it is!

250
00:18:53,087 --> 00:18:57,912
Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.

251
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:02,785
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh..

252
00:19:03,927 --> 00:19:06,626
I've decided to break up with Alan.

253
00:19:10,823 --> 00:19:12,929
Is there somebody else?

254
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:20,712
No, nononono.. it's just.. y'know, things change. People change.

255
00:19:20,736 --> 00:19:22,672
We didn't change..

256
00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:29,993
So that's it? It's over? Just like that?

257
00:19:30,347 --> 00:19:36,469
You know.. you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone, and I just- I-

258
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:40,852
Look, I- I could go on pretending-

259
00:19:40,852 --> 00:19:41,650
Okay!

260
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:45,648
No, but that wouldn't be fair to me, it wouldn't be fair to Alan- It wouldn't be fair to you!

261
00:19:45,648 --> 00:19:52,065
Yeah, who wants fair? I mean, I just want things back. Y'know, the way they were.

262
00:19:53,873 --> 00:19:57,624
I'm sorry../ Oh, she's sorry! I feel better!

263
00:19:58,653 --> 00:20:05,590
I just can't believe this! I mean, with the holidays coming up- I wanted him to meet my family-

264
00:20:06,365 --> 00:20:09,314
I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans.

265
00:20:09,314 --> 00:20:12,262
Oh, yeah! Right!

266
00:20:15,212 --> 00:20:16,652
Are you guys gonna be okay?

267
00:20:16,652 --> 00:20:21,273
Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.

268
00:20:22,326 --> 00:20:24,510
I understand.

269
00:20:27,997 --> 00:20:29,979
Wow.

270
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,267
I'm, I'm really sorry.

271
00:20:31,267 --> 00:20:34,110
Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry too.

272
00:20:34,111 --> 00:20:37,148
But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.

273
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:37,977
Relieved?

274
00:20:37,977 --> 00:20:40,925
Yeah, well, I had a great time with you..

275
00:20:41,652 --> 00:20:44,516
I just can't stand your friends.

276
00:20:50,627 --> 00:20:54,413
Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?..

277
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,598
That was fun.

278
00:20:58,345 --> 00:21:01,545
Yeah. He could row like a viking.
是啊，他划得就像维京人一样
Viking [简明英汉词典]
[5vaikiN]
n.海盗,北欧海盗,<口>斯堪的纳维亚人

279
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,467
Hi./ Hm.

280
00:21:09,696 --> 00:21:11,674
So how'd it go?

281
00:21:12,379 --> 00:21:13,925
Oh, y'know..

282
00:21:14,348 --> 00:21:17,222
Did did he mention us?

283
00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:23,379
He said he's really gonna miss you guys.

284
00:21:29,841 --> 00:21:33,973
You had a rough day, huh?/Oh, you have no idea... /C'mere.

285
00:21:36,769 --> 00:21:39,828
...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes./ No no no!

286
00:21:39,828 --> 00:21:42,139
I don't care, I don't care! Game's over! I'm weak!

287
00:21:42,139 --> 00:21:44,378
I've gotta smoke! I've gotta have the smoke!

288
00:21:44,378 --> 00:21:47,851
If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!

289
00:21:47,882 --> 00:21:49,469
Yeah, alright.