每个人都是同性恋，呃……垃圾邮件发送者

A clever spammer posted a joke on a forum of mine a few days ago. He had the joke and then 4 links to his websites in his post, I guess the idea being that the joke will buy the moderators' sympathy when they follow their first instinct in deleting the post. 😉

几天前，一个聪明的垃圾邮件发送者在我的一个论坛上发布了一个玩笑。 他开了个玩笑，然后在他的帖子中有4个指向他网站的链接，我想这是当主持人按照删除帖子的第一个本能时，这个玩笑会赢得主持人的同情。 😉

Anyway, it's just a semi-abandoned phpBB install I put up quickly some time ago, so there are no real members, nor moderators. I just opted for keeping the joke and removing the links.

无论如何，这只是我前段时间很快提出的一个半废弃的phpBB安装，因此没有真正的成员，也没有主持人。 我只是选择开玩笑并删除链接。

Spammers, spammers, spammers... Email spam, comment spam, referrer spam... joke spam... what next!?

垃圾邮件发送者，垃圾邮件发送者，垃圾邮件发送者...电子邮件垃圾邮件，评论垃圾邮件，引荐来源垃圾邮件...笑话垃圾邮件...接下来怎么办？？

Oh, the joke:

呵呵，这个笑话：

EVERYBODY IS GAY

每个人都是同性恋

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas."

有一天，一个男人走进酒吧，对酒保说：“给我六个伏特加酒。”

The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I''ve just found out my older brother is gay."

调酒师说：“哇！你一天一定有个地狱。” “是的，我刚刚发现我的哥哥是同性恋。”

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I''ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

第二天，同一个人进入酒吧，要求提供相同的饮料。 当酒保问今天是什么问题时，答案又回来了：“我刚刚发现我的弟弟也是同性恋！”

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your family like women?"

第三天，那个家伙走进酒吧，又点了六双伏特加酒。 酒保说：“耶稣！您家中有人没有像女人一样？”

"Yeah, my wife..."

“是的，我的妻子...”

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翻译自: https://www.phpied.com/everybody-is-gay-er-spammer/