The Woman1

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day, an angel came by and said: “Why spend so much time on that one?”
And the Lord answered: “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her ?"

“She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands”.

The angel was impressed.“Just two hands....impossible!”
“And this is the standard model?!”
“Too much work for one day....wait until tomorrow and then complete her”, said the Lord. “I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart”.

 

“She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day”.
The angel came nearer and touched the woman： “But you have made her so soft, Lord”
 “She is soft”, said the Lord, “But I have also made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome.”
“Can she think?” the angel asked.?