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爆强上海话北斗神拳OP
2007-11-25 23:16:05 · 193 阅读 · 0 评论 -
Interesting Facts
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds...2008-10-31 14:14:29 · 254 阅读 · 0 评论 -
Soccer Ball - Funny
A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the hu...2008-10-31 14:15:48 · 90 阅读 · 0 评论 -
最新超搞笑笑话
2007最新超搞笑笑话睡过头了 一人重病,医院急救,几番折腾后夜均极度疲乏,大家昏昏入梦。早起大夫嚷道:妈呀,睡过头了,忘给他做紧急救治。护士醒:妈呀,睡过头了,忘给他换点滴。家属也醒:妈呀,一夜不换点滴不急救,咋还活着?只听冥冥中一阴测测声音道:妈呀,睡过头了,忘了勾魂! 入乡要随俗 一文人鬼奈何桥上感慨娇妻尚在人间:奈何桥上两茫茫,红颜何时屡此方。三十年来...原创 2010-01-14 19:56:46 · 206 阅读 · 0 评论 -
超级搞笑的笑话
第一天兔子去钓鱼,没钓到。 第二天,他又去钓鱼,又是空手而归。 第三天,他仍然去钓鱼,刚放下鱼杆,鱼就气愤地跳出水面来说:“你丫的敢再拿萝卜来当诱饵,老子就一巴掌煽死你 个小兔崽子。” 一条警犬看到马路上过来一条普通狗,就气势凶凶地跑去质问它:我是警犬,你是什么东西?普通狗不屑一顾地看看它说:蠢货,看清楚点,老子是便衣! 葛优吃饭途中上厕所,回来后裤子湿了,朋友:裤...原创 2010-02-01 21:08:04 · 339 阅读 · 0 评论 -
超级搞笑的笑话
冯卧梅-(蜂窝煤 ) 戴雄茂-(戴熊帽 ) 胡丽荆-(狐狸精 ) 魏腾-(胃疼 ) 肖夥闩-(效益罚 )三个人去非洲探险,不小心瞧见酋长的女儿洗澡,之后不幸被抓住了!酋长问第一个人:你是选择死?还是选择被弹JJ?第一个人回答:我选择被弹JJ.酋长说:拉出去弹JJ 50下!之后酋长又问第二个人:你是选择死?还是选择被弹JJ?第二个人同样回答:我选择被弹JJ.酋长说...原创 2010-02-03 20:36:01 · 502 阅读 · 0 评论 -
english joke
Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ...2010-03-25 00:04:38 · 361 阅读 · 0 评论 -
jokes from my indian manager blog,take a look(4)
Rabbit The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and ea...2008-10-31 13:59:46 · 89 阅读 · 0 评论 -
jokes from my indian manager blog,take a look(3)
hunting Dog He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with their guns, a dog, and of course the new vehicle. They drive ou...2008-10-31 13:57:18 · 138 阅读 · 0 评论 -
jokes from my indian manager blog,take a look(2)
Tech Support I worked in technical support at Silicon Graphics about a year ago, and I was part of the group that was first in line to handle problem calls. Oh, joy. Being only eighteen at the time...2008-10-31 13:56:37 · 98 阅读 · 0 评论 -
80后辣妈给未来儿子的信~我的儿,你也给我记住了~~~
你好 我是你妈 你亲妈 你风华绝代的亲娘 恩 看到这封信的时候 你一定很好奇妈是什么时候写的 非常牛掰地告诉你 是你妈二十那年写的 那会儿连你爹都没有 就是突然兴致来潮了 决定现在写下一些话和承诺 可能你读完会想说 妈赐我毒药 让我离开人世吧 首先我必须说 其实你有可能差点就不出现在这世上 因为你妈我曾经从想要俩孩子 到只想要一个孩子 到后来...原创 2009-03-25 03:35:58 · 192 阅读 · 0 评论 -
绝对可爱的小孩
2007-08-18 15:13:40 · 111 阅读 · 0 评论 -
男人一夜不回和女人一夜不回的区别
“ 一个女人有一晚没回家,隔天跟老公说自己睡在一个女性朋友那边,她老公打电话给她最好的10个朋友,没有一个朋友知道这件事!” 一个男人有一晚没回家睡,隔天他跟老婆说他睡在一个兄弟那边,她老婆打电话给他最好的10个朋友,有八个好兄弟确定他老公睡在他们家……还有2个说“今天他老公还在他那儿!” 今晚把此帖给我嫂子看,没想到她兴致大发;立刻打电话给我哥朋友问哥哥是否在他们那里。结...原创 2008-08-17 14:47:09 · 461 阅读 · 0 评论 -
杯具啊! 哥去微软面试,第一句话就被赶出来了
考官;windows 7专业版在中国大陆的零售价是多少? 我:5元 考官:出去,下一位 放弃这两个字在哥的字典里面就没有出现过, 我投啊投啊, 终于得到了google面试的机会 但是,去google面试,才回答一个问题就又被赶出来了... 考官:你从哪得到google面试的消息 我:百度的 考官:出去,下一位 哥郁闷了,但是还是要先养活自己啊。 拖朋友找...原创 2009-12-06 18:25:24 · 130 阅读 · 0 评论 -
joke just for fun,for my baby
Life after death 死后重生 "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "A...原创 2009-12-18 16:28:20 · 221 阅读 · 0 评论 -
幽默滑稽 joke
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said t...原创 2010-01-04 20:48:23 · 178 阅读 · 0 评论 -
jokes from my indian manager blog,take a look
jokes from my manager blog,take a look, indian like make fun,heh, so check it out by yourself,I'll paste it continually, you guys enjoy it. this is first ...joke about zoo... One day an out of w...2008-10-31 13:54:52 · 90 阅读 · 0 评论 -
超级搞笑的笑话
allybaby Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon ...2010-03-29 21:43:52 · 152 阅读 · 0 评论