June, 3

What Am I Thinking (74)

Key vocabulary

1)      salad=a dish made of raw vegetables

2)      positively=truly

3)      famished=very hungry

4)      at the top of one’s lungs=to be as loud as possible

5)      dumb ass=an impolite way of calling someone foolish

6)      tool=someone who is stupid or useless

7)      get it together=control your emotions

8)      crap=an impolite way of saying something is bad

9)      moron=someone who is very stupid

10)   chill=calm down, relax

A: Miss, your salad.

B: Mmm, looks good! I’m positively famished.

A: And for you, sir…

C: Thank you.

A: Enjoy.

B, C: Thank you.

C: I can’t believe she’s on a date with me! I’m so lucky! I must be the luckiest guy in the world! I want to scream at the top of my lungs, “ I’m the luckiest dude in the world!” Oh, shut up! Don’t be such a dumb ass, she’s so hot. Wait, I can’t say that. That’s sexist. She’s so hot, she’s making me sexist. Oh! My god! I’m such a tool. Okay get it together. Uhh, she’s eating salad. Oh right, I have a salad. Oh, crap! Which fork do I use? Dammit! She’s going to think I am a moron. What the hell are all these forks for? Which one did she use? Okay, chill…be cool, be cool. Just take a fork…eat your salad.

B: Um…I…

C: Yrmf？ Mmmm. Sorry, you were saying?

B: You are eating my salad.

C: Oh, yes…it’s delicious.