一个美国总统BUSH的笑话，经典

George Bush meets with the Queen. He asks her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips
you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her
intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"  Tony Blair walks
into the room. "Yes, your Majesty?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father
have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney the same question.
"Dick, Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Dick. "Let me get back to you on that one." Cheney
goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an
answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin
Powell's shoes in the next stall. Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer
this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Dick smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, Dick goes back to speak with Bush
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's
Colin Powell."

Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into
his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"