英语笑话短文小集合，阅读提升，英语对话

引导语：笑比皱眉更容易。相对于皱眉来说，脸部露出笑容所调动的肌肉数量更少、用
力也要小一些。既然绽放笑容如此简单，何不少一些愁眉苦脸，多一些开心的笑呢?下面是由
YJBYS小编为大家整理的英文笑话短篇短文，希望大家喜欢。
1.Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert.One day an old Indian went up to the director 
and said,"Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later,the Indian went up to the director and said,"Tomorrow storm." The next day there 
was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director.He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict 
the weather.
However,after several successful predictions,the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him."I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director,"and 
I'm depending on you.What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders."Don't know," he said."Radio is broken."
天气预报
一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第
二天果然下雨了.
一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.
几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.
最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天
气如何啊?"
印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."
2.How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of 
theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he 
only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
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中文翻译
"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不
认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"
法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文?"
被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我!"
3.A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which 
indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. 
She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as 
men because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, "What?"
丈夫给妻子看了一项调查结果，为了向她证明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天
使用15000个字，而女人每天使用30000个。
妻子想了一会儿说，女人每天说的字数是男人的两倍，因为她们必须重复已经说过的
话。
他问："什么?"
4.Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
男孩：这个座位是空的么?
女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。
5."Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother i