Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work

 Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work

20. "That's weird..."

19. "It's never done that before."

18. "It worked yesterday."

17. "How is that possible?"

16. "It must be a hardware problem."

15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"

14. "There is something funky in your data."

13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

12. "You must have the wrong version."

11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."

10. "I can't test everything!"

9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."

8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."

7. "Somebody must have changed my code."

6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?

4. "You can't use that version on your system."

3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

1. "It works on my machine"

翻譯如下：

第 20 名：這很奇怪喔。

第 19 名：以前從來不會這樣啊！

第 18 名：昨天明明會動的啊！

第 17 名：怎麼可能~

第 16 名：這一定是機器的問題。

第 15 名：你到底是打了什麼才讓程式當掉的？

第 14 名：一定是你的資料有問題。

第 13 名：我已經好幾個禮拜沒碰那一段程式了。

第 12 名：你一定是用到舊版了。

第 11 名：一定是巧合！為什麼這種壞運氣只讓你碰上。

第 10 名：我不可能什麼功能都測試到吧，有 bug 是正常的！

第 9 名：這個不可能是那個的原始碼！

第 8 名：這程式應該是會動的，只是我寫好後還沒做測試。

第 7 名：可惡！一定有人改了我的程式。

第 6 名：你有檢查過你的電腦有沒有病毒嗎？

第 5 名：儘管這功能還不能動啦，你覺得他如何？

第 4 名：在你的系統不能用那一個版本的程式啦！

第 3 名：你幹嘛要那樣操作，都是你的問題。 

第 2 名：程式發生問題時你在哪裡？

第 1 名：在我的機器明明就可以動啊！