程序员笑话-持续更新中

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.

这世界上的人分为10类，一类了解二进制数，一类不了解。

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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

所有的程序员都是剧作家，所有的电脑都是蹩脚的演员。

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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"

The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."

一个男孩在吐烟圈。

他女朋友看不惯了，对他说：“你看不到烟盒上写的吸烟有害健康的警告语吗？”

男孩回答说:“亲爱的，我是一名程序员。对于程序员来说，警告没有什么大不了的，让我们担心的是错误。”

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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.

 

曾经有一名程序员在海上溺水了。当时海滩上有很多海军，但是程序员嘴里呼喊的是“F1 F1”,没有人明白他说的是什么意思。

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How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

如何让一名程序员持续洗一整天的澡？

给他一瓶洗发水，上面写着“涂抹洗发水，冲洗，重复以上步骤”。

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- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
- "No..."
- "Inheritance."

-“你知道面向对象的变成富翁的方法吗？”

-“不知道”

-“继承”

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