生活大爆炸

The most frightening assumption in this world is that most people assume you are intelligent. 
世间最大最可怕的假设就是多数人将自己假设为聪明人。


Men love beautiful faces, women love sweet words. So women use makeup, and men lie. 
男人喜欢漂亮脸蛋，女人喜欢甜言蜜语。所以女人化妆，男人撒谎。


Don't people have the power to fight against life?
人类不是有权利为自己的生命而战斗吗


If you want to get someone angry, you only need do two things: 1)don't finish speaking. 
想惹人愤怒的话只需要做到两点：1)不把话说完。