笑话理解之screw

原文地址:https://www.lujun9972.win/blog/2019/06/09/笑话理解之screw/index.html

目录

• The TWIST Game
• screw for door hinge

The TWIST Game

In the Spring of 1957, Bobby, a real cool cat with his own wheels, went to pick up his date.

"Carrie's not ready yet, Bobby. Why don't you have a seat?" says her dad.

"Okay," says Bobby.

"What are you two kids planning to do tonight?"

Bobby replies politely, "Oh, we'll probably go to the soda shop or maybe take in a movie."

"Why don't you two go out and screw?" asks Carrie's dad. "I hear all the kids are doing it."

Bobby is taken aback. "Wha... what did you say?" he stammered.

Her dad repeated, "I say, Carrie really likes to screw. Why she'd screw all night if her mother and I would let her!"

Bobby's eyes lit up. The evening was shaping up nicely. Eventually Carrie bopped down the stairs in her cute little poodle skirt and announced she was ready to go. Bobby eagerly escorted her out the front door.

Not twenty minutes later, Carrie raced back into the house, slammed the door, and screamed at her father.

"Dammit, Daddy! It's called 'The TWIST!'"

screw 既有 twist 的意思，表示 扭转，旋转, 也有 性行为 的意思。 同时 Twist 也是一种游戏

screw for door hinge

A woman comes into a hardware store.

"May I help you ma'am?"

"Yes,please,I need a three inch door hinge."

"Do you wanna screw for it?"

"No thanks," she responds, "But I'll blow you for that clock radio over there."

screw 既有 螺丝钉 的意思, 也有 性行为 的意思。