[图解]软件开发团队的脓包-03-鸵鸟

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今天我们来看的开发团队脓包

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我们叫鸵鸟

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鸵鸟遇到危险的时候

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它不是想着怎么应对

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它只是把头埋在沙子里面

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以为这样别人

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包括别的动物就看不到自己了

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这是一种逃避问题的

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一种心态

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把头埋在沙子里面

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那映射到我们软件开发团队里面，也有这样的情况

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他逃避问题

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我们

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一个软件之所以能卖钱

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它肯定是比较复杂的

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因为没有免费的午餐嘛

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对不对

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你没有一定的难度

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凭什么人家给你钱

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这世界哪有那么容易的事情

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对不对

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但是有些人呢，因为这个问题

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比较难的话

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你肯定需要什么

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一些比较复杂的

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比较难的思考

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才能够解决它

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而这个比较难的思考

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就需要这个人去花心思去学习

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去思考

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对不对

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但是不是所有人

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都有这种

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认真去学习

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或乐意去学习

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乐于去思考的这种素质的

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那没有这种素质的人怎么办呢

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他会下意识的

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或者有意识，或者下意识

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去搞各种各样鸵鸟的手段来逃避

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而且为自己找各种借口

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比如说，听说过度设计不好

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所以呢，我干脆就不学设计了

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我就不学法律嘛

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知法犯法罪加一等

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对不对

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我不学法律

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那不就是

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不会罪加一等了吧

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对吧

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就像周星驰电影武状元苏乞儿里面一样嘛

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鸵鸟的手段可以有这么几个

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我归纳了一下

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第一个手段，时间

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借故时间太紧张了

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也就是说

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他找的遮羞布是说

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不是我不会做

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时间太紧张了

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就像考试一样

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那个学渣说

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不是我不会做

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给我多点时间会做的

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只不过时间太紧张了

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我就

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来不及

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归纳到时间上面

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所以为什么他要故意把它搞得特别“敏捷”

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因为这样的话

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他不思考

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就有了理由

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第二个手段

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空间

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他故意选择一些比较

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简陋的

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狭小的空间

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比如说，他不用建模工具来画图

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你用UML工具画的话

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那个画板是很大的

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对不对

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他搞一个白板来画

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白板嘛

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而且是手画的

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你不能画得很精细

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对不对

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面积又小，又不可能很精细

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所以呢，借口就有了

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不是我不会

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做精密的思考

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而是白板太小了

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写不了那么精密

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或者，他喜欢口头交流

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因为口头交流嘛

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你就不可能说得很细

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对不对

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你看，这个遮羞布又有了

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空间

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就跟考试一样

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那个学渣怎么说

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不是我不会思考

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只不过草稿纸

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太少了

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或者我草稿纸搞破了

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草稿纸的质量不好

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我一写就破

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所以呢，干扰了我

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实际上他是故意选择的

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那样的草稿纸

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或者故意没有向老师要草稿纸

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借口说我草稿纸不够用了

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第三个手段

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我把它叫做跳跃

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什么意思

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就是他思维很发散

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打哪指哪

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要注意是打哪指哪

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不是说指哪打哪

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一会说组织流程

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一会说代码细节

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你跟他讨论组织流程

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他就转移到代码细节

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你跟他讲逻辑上的细节呢

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他又转到那个大的流程

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他就发散的

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这样就逃避了

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在某个地方

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做精密的思考

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第四个手段，我们叫同化

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他就忽悠大家，干就完了

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让大家跟他一样，都不思考

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否则的话

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如果有人思考的话

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就会有问题了

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我们前面也讲了

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建模的思维方式

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像一把匕首一样

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他拿去捅人家脓包的

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如果团队里面，大家都是长满了脓包

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有个讨厌鬼拿把匕首乱捅

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那还得了

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所以必须要忽悠大家，干就完了

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不要思考

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以免有讨厌鬼发现破绽

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第四种

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第五种

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我们叫实践

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他把自己懂的就叫实践

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自己不懂的

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就叫理论

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大家可以观察

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自己的团队里面有没有这样的现象