前台小姐的超强英语 [笑话]

从别处看来的,巨找乐儿!


刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较  
清闲，面带微笑的：  

前台小姐：“hello.”  

老外：“hi.”  

前台小姐：“you   have   what   thing？”  

老外：“can   you   speak   english？”  

前台小姐：“if   i   not   speak   english,   i   am   speaking   what？”  

老外：“can   anybody   else   speak   english？”  

前台小姐：“you   yourself   look.   all   people   are   playing,   no   people   have   time,   you  
can   wait,   you   wait,   you   not   wait,   you   go！”  

老外：“good   heavens.   anybody   here   can   speak   english？”  

前台小姐：“shout   what   shout,   quiet   a   little,   you   on   earth   have   what   thing   ?”


老外：“i   want   to   speak   to   your   head.”  

前台小姐：“head   not   zai.   you   tomorrow   come！”