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Yun's Post Apocalyptic Blog Entry 1: 


Day 1 Hour 1: 


It's lonely in here. I didn't think the apocalypse would come in the form of coffee zombies. I have my trusty PS Vita and the monitor arm mount from my computer desk to use as a club. 


Zombie Steve tried to attack me earlier today with a Starbucks Americano cup. He cornered me in Patrick's office but I locked the door. Zombie Steve spent 2 hours trying to get in, muttering something about seeing the light and macbooks.


I also saw Zombie Matt running outside. He was headed south and screaming the words "win forever plus one". There was an '05 painted in amber on his face. Not sure if coffee or blood. 


I'm not sure where the rest of them are, but I need sleep. I hope I make it out alive...
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