六类网线z制作_Z六个月大

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Z is six months old today. He's sitting up, sleeping from 8 to 8, eating bananas, rolling all over the place and his mouth is open (as seen below) nearly 24 hours a day. We stopped reading the books that give measurements and tests, but we figure he's where he's supposed to be - he's happy at the very least. He's one jolly fellow.

Z今天六个月大。他坐起来，从8到8睡觉，吃着香蕉，在整个地方滚动，几乎每天24小时张开嘴(如下图所示)。我们停止阅读有关测量和测试的书籍，但我们认为他就是他应该去的地方-至少他很高兴。他是一个快乐的家伙。

Things we've learned in the last six months

最近六个月我们学到的东西

Babies that can't walk CAN leap off beds head-first and stick the landing.
不会走路的婴儿可以先跳下床并保持着地。
Breastfed Baby poop is cute; Solid-fed Baby poop less so.
母乳喂养的小便很可爱；固体喂养的婴儿便便少了些。
Everyone has an opinion and only yours matters.
每个人都有意见，只有您的意见重要。
If you're a geek folks will assume your infant has a laptop and a blackberry even if you want him to be the outdoorsman you aren't. You'll find out who knows you and who doesn't at this point.
如果您是极客，那么即使您不希望婴儿成为户外活动者，他们也会假定您的婴儿有笔记本电脑和黑莓手机。您会发现谁知道您，谁不知道。
Your wife is always cold and you're always hot, and she'll transfer her temperature paranoia to the baby, who will be bundled in a large blanket in the sweltering heat. "He's nippy!"
您的妻子总是很冷，而您总是很热，她会将自己的体温偏执转移给婴儿，婴儿会被闷热地捆在一条大毯子里。 “他很蠢！”
Babies don't respect national holidays, nor do they appreciate sleeping in.
婴儿不尊重国定假日，也不喜欢睡觉。
Digital cameras were made for babies.
数码相机是为婴儿制作的。
You think you love you wife when you marry her. Then you have a baby and you realize you'd throw ~~your wife~~ yourself under a bus to save your baby. You can't love something more.
当你嫁给妻子时，你以为你爱你的妻子。然后，您有了一个婴儿，您意识到自己会把 ~~自己的妻子~~ 丢到公共汽车下救婴儿。你不能再爱更多了。