M: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
R: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping(4) all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden.I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
M: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
R: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue(2)...
wait:while you wait for something or someone,you spend some time doing very little,because you cannot act until that thing happens or that person arrives.
keep:keep something to continue to have something and not give it back or throw it away
present
1:a thing that you give to somebody as a gift
gravy boat:that is a long narrow jug that is used to serve gravy
serve:when you serve food,you give people food and drink.
gravy is a sauce made from the juices that come from meat when it cooks
gorgeous
(of colours, clothes, etc.) with very deep colours; impressive
turn on
1:turn on somebodyto attack somebody suddenly and unexpectedly
drift:to drift somewhere means to move there slowly or gradually
apart:if two people or things move apart,they move away from each other.
issue:a problem or worry that somebody has with something
idiom
keep going to make an effort to live normally when you are in a difficult situation or when you have experienced great suffering