笨办法学python加分习题36

python版本：3      若有错误，敬请指出 模块名称：测试.py

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#加分习题36
def a():
        print("吃西红柿炒蛋时，你常常烦恼是该先吃西红柿还是先鸡蛋吗？")
        print("A:是\nB:否")
        answer = input(">")
        if answer.upper() == "A":
            b()
        elif answer.upper() == "B":
            d()
        else:
            print("请输入对应的字母")
        
        
def b():
    print("你敢不惧人耻笑．牵着鸵鸟去逛长安街吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        c()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        f()

def c():
    print("你经常为了睡觉时．手要摆在哪里而失眠吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        e()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        g()

def d():
    print("早上睡醒时．经常烦恼该先上厕所还是该先刷牙吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        f()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        h()

def e():
    print("你胆敢在非常感伤的毕业典礼上疯狂的说笑话吗？")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        i()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        j()

def f():
    print("别人讲了个非常难笑的笑话．你胆敢不笑吗？")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        g()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        j()

def g():
    print("你敢不惧他人讪骂．穿着海滩裤去参加重要宴会吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        k()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        l()

def h():
    print("你讨厌的人送你免冲的水晶马桶．你会收下吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        j()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        i()

def i():
    print("你很想和流浪狗玩＂主人亲狗＂的游戏吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        k()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        o()

    
def j():
    print("你叫了一碗牛肉面．老板却端来一碗鱼丸．你会吃下它吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        m()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        k()
    
    
def k():
    print("你敢用我发明的．马桶型冰温冷三段漱口机吗？")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        p()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        l()

def l():
    print("与你争辩中的朋友给你一个蛋塔．要你住口．你肯答应吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        o()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        n()

def m():
    print("你很想念故事给动物园的猴子听吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        n()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        i()

def n():
    print("你会因为讨厌公司里的订书机．而辞去工作吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        q()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        o()
    
def o():
    print("监考老师在你座位附近最来走去．你回瞪他吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        i()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        p()
    
def p():
    print("陌生人要请你吃好吃的火腿炒饭．你会接受吗？")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        t()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        s()

def q():
    print("你嚼口香糖时．都用牙齿中固定的一边嚼吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        answer = "A"
        answer()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        s()

def i():
    print("吃蚕豆时．你会连壳带肉一起吞下吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        answers_C()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        answers_D()
        

def s():
    print("我说你是神经病．你会承认吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        answers_B()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        answers_A()
    
def t():
    print("我说你以后可能会变成神经病．你会相信吗？ ")
    print("A:是\nB:否")
    answer = input(">")
    if answer.upper() == "A":
        answers_B()
    elif answer.upper() == "B":
        answers_D()
    
def answers_A():
    
        print("你是个不折不扣的神经病．即使你不承认也没用．因为光凭你有这么大的耐心做完这些题目就足已证")
        print("明了．希望你在工作上好好的发挥出你的耐心美德和顽强性格．将来不排除有出人头地的可能． ")
def answers_B():       
    
        print("你是一群神经病中比较善良的哪一个．但并不因次就代表你的症状就比别人轻．")
        print("反尔你要担心的是．你是这一群神经病中．")
        print("最有可能受到其他人影响而使症状再加重的人．希望你没事少和别人讲话． ")
   
def answers_C():  
        print("你是一个性格豪爽的神经病．虽然现在的症状满严重的．不过请不要心灰意冷．")
        print("只要多接触一些有趣的事物．你的精神状态将会因你的乐观性格而逐渐正常化")
        print("但是！要改掉参加各种危险活动的习惯． ")
    
def answers_D():
        
        print("你是神经病中的神经病！简直病入膏肓了！更可怕的是．")
        print("你虽然口口声声的说：＂我绝不是神经病＂")
        print("可你的潜意识却告诉自己．＂我是神经病中的王＂你该多读Ｆ君的作品．接受治疗了．")
        
    
    
a()