Friends.-.1x02.-.The.Sonogram.At.The.End

 1
00:00:03,177 --> 00:00:04,389
What you guys don't understand is,

2
00:00:04,389 --> 00:00:07,576
for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.

3
00:00:07,576 --> 00:00:11,510
Yeah, right!.......

4
00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:13,749
Y'serious?

5
00:00:13,749 --> 00:00:14,716
Oh, yeah!

6
00:00:14,716 --> 00:00:17,250
Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.

7
00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:18,589
Absolutely.

8
00:00:18,589 --> 00:00:21,714
Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know?

9
00:00:21,714 --> 00:00:28,794
I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to
sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
就像佛洛伊飞船出场前
你得耐著性子先看完脱口秀

10
00:00:28,794 --> 00:00:33,647
Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that...

11
00:00:33,647 --> 00:00:39,057
that's not why we bought the ticket.

12
00:00:39,057 --> 00:00:43,356
The problem is, though, after the concert's over,
no matter how great the show was,

13
00:00:43,356 --> 00:00:47,427
you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know?

14
00:00:47,427 --> 00:00:53,929
I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...
basically just trying to stay awake.

15
00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:56,563
Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian.

16
00:00:56,563 --> 00:01:05,071
Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home,
listening to that album alone.

17
00:01:05,071 --> 00:01:08,943
....Are we still talking about sex?

18
00:01:13,861 --> 00:01:18,912
感谢F6论坛提供和制作了中英文字幕
水木TV_Friends版组织制作
字幕校准:landlordgyx@smth

19
00:02:01,197 --> 00:02:07,033
No, it's good, it is good, it's just that- mm- doesn't she seem a little angry?

20
00:02:07,033 --> 00:02:09,760
Well, she has issues.
她有麻烦事.

21
00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,714
Does she.

22
00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,551
He's out banging other women over the head with aclub,
他在外头乱搞女人

23
00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:18,187
while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!

24
00:02:18,187 --> 00:02:21,402
Marsha, these are cave people.

25
00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:28,259
Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?
他们关心的问题是冰河愈来愈接近了

26
00:02:28,259 --> 00:02:29,870
Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?
谈到问题，那不是你前妻吗?

27
00:02:29,870 --> 00:02:31,435
No. No.

28
00:02:31,435 --> 00:02:33,448
Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!

29
00:02:33,448 --> 00:02:35,120
Okay, okay, yes, it is.

30
00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,555
How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.

31
00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,276
Hi.

32
00:03:00,376 --> 00:03:02,347
So.

33
00:03:02,347 --> 00:03:06,800
You look great. I, uh... I hate that.

34
00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,109
Sorry. thanks. You look good too.

35
00:03:10,109 --> 00:03:18,205
Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect...
在这儿任何直立的人…

36
00:03:18,205 --> 00:03:20,719
So what's new? Still, uh...

37
00:03:20,719 --> 00:03:21,605
A lesbian?

38
00:03:21,605 --> 00:03:27,398
Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?
问问无妨嘛

39
00:03:27,398 --> 00:03:30,519
Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh-

40
00:03:30,519 --> 00:03:34,089
Why- why are you here, Carol?

41
00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,829
I'm pregnant.

42
00:03:35,829 --> 00:03:38,177
Pregnant?!

43
00:03:47,990 --> 00:03:55,069
Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.

44
00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:58,015
...Then I've already seen this one!

45
00:03:58,015 --> 00:03:59,645
Are you through with that?
be through with [简明英汉词典]
v.完成, 抛弃

46
00:03:59,645 --> 00:04:04,296
Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.

47
00:04:04,296 --> 00:04:06,095
Whose little ball of paper is this?!

48
00:04:06,095 --> 00:04:11,439
Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and...

49
00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:14,663
...now I wish I was dead.

50
00:04:14,663 --> 00:04:20,148
She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know,you've already fluffed that--but, it's fine!

51
00:04:20,148 --> 00:04:23,804
Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.
我只是不想
让他们有藉题发挥的机会

52
00:04:23,804 --> 00:04:29,271
Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.

53
00:04:29,271 --> 00:04:35,568
Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me.

54
00:04:35,568 --> 00:04:38,751
I mean,you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly.
你慌慌张张的而且显得不是很好
twirl [简明英汉词典]
[twE:l]
vt.(使)快速转动, 捻弄
vi.转动, 旋转
n.转动, 万能钥匙, 旋转的东西

55
00:04:38,751 --> 00:04:42,531
And not-not in a good way.

56
00:04:42,531 --> 00:04:43,684
Yeah, calm down.

57
00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:48,337
You don't see Ross getting allchaotic and twirly every time they come.

58
00:04:48,337 --> 00:04:50,088
That's because as far as my parents are concerned,
因为在我爸妈心目中

59
00:04:50,088 --> 00:04:51,525
Ross can do no wrong.

60
00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:54,083
Y'see, he's the Prince.

61
00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:59,149
Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.

62
00:04:59,149 --> 00:05:00,780
Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!

63
00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:01,646
What?

64
00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:06,068
Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!
丑陋裸男有个”美腿器”

65
00:05:06,068 --> 00:05:08,346
Eeaagh!

66
00:05:08,346 --> 00:05:09,711
Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
有人看见我的订婚戒指吗?

67
00:05:09,711 --> 00:05:16,478
Yeah, it's beautiful.

68
00:05:16,478 --> 00:05:19,643
Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God....

69
00:05:19,643 --> 00:05:23,732
No, look, don't touch that!

70
00:05:23,732 --> 00:05:27,233
Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him...
明天就要还他戒指
我似乎还不够担心

71
00:05:27,233 --> 00:05:32,750
'Hi Barry! Remember me?I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!'
我是那个穿白纱让你在亲友面前出糗的人

72
00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:40,117
Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring,
without the ring, which makes it so much harder...
戒指不见了
叫我如何面对他

73
00:05:40,117 --> 00:05:42,069
Easy Rach, we'll find it.Won't we!

74
00:05:42,069 --> 00:05:46,445
Oh! Yeah!

75
00:05:46,445 --> 00:05:47,790
Alright, when do you have it on last?

76
00:05:47,790 --> 00:05:51,771
Doy! Probably right before she lost it!

77
00:05:51,771 --> 00:05:56,998
You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days...
这年头说”孩仔”的人不多

78
00:05:56,998 --> 00:06:01,546
I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with...

79
00:06:01,546 --> 00:06:07,028
...Dinah?
面条？

80
00:06:07,028 --> 00:06:09,646
Ohhhhh, don't be mad...

81
00:06:09,646 --> 00:06:10,274
You didn't.

82
00:06:10,274 --> 00:06:11,760
Oh, I am sorry...

83
00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,056
I gave you one job!

84
00:06:14,056 --> 00:06:18,936
Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!

85
00:06:18,936 --> 00:06:24,976
Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
在千层面中找订婚戒指不是那样找的

86
00:06:24,976 --> 00:06:28,349
I just... can't do it.

87
00:06:28,349 --> 00:06:33,682
Boys? We're going in.

88
00:06:38,896 --> 00:06:42,105
.....Hi.

89
00:06:42,105 --> 00:06:44,284
Wow. That is not a happy hi.

90
00:06:44,284 --> 00:06:45,378
Carol's pregnant.

91
00:06:45,378 --> 00:06:48,861
Ooh! I found it!

92
00:06:48,861 --> 00:06:53,072
W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...

93
00:06:53,072 --> 00:07:00,608
Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now.

94
00:07:00,608 --> 00:07:05,496
Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective,huh, Mon?
如此一来
枕头的事就可先拦在一旁?

95
00:07:05,496 --> 00:07:07,990
Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?

96
00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:11,095
Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved,

97
00:07:11,095 --> 00:07:14,675
but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved..

98
00:07:14,675 --> 00:07:18,075
basically it's totally up to me.

99
00:07:18,075 --> 00:07:24,596
She is so great! I miss her.

100
00:07:24,596 --> 00:07:26,365
What does she mean by 'involved'?

101
00:07:26,365 --> 00:07:31,352
I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.
我猜,你大部分的工作已经结束了

102
00:07:31,352 --> 00:07:36,560
Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogramthing with them tomorrow.
总之
她们要我和她们去做超音波检查

103
00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:37,947
So what are you gonna do?

104
00:07:37,947 --> 00:07:43,279
I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.

105
00:07:53,114 --> 00:07:56,470
.....Well, this is still ruined, right?

106
00:08:00,109 --> 00:08:05,470
Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you.

107
00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:08,624
Mmm! What's that curry taste?

108
00:08:08,624 --> 00:08:10,870
Curry.

109
00:08:10,870 --> 00:08:14,390
Mmmm!

110
00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:17,770
I- I think they're great! I, I really do.

111
00:08:17,770 --> 00:08:20,152
Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?
他们的大女儿喜欢你，
对不?

112
00:08:20,152 --> 00:08:23,249
They all had a thing for him.

113
00:08:23,249 --> 00:08:23,961
Aw, Mom...

114
00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:26,736
I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?

115
00:08:26,736 --> 00:08:32,387
Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something
in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know.

116
00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,443
Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-

117
00:08:34,443 --> 00:08:37,364
No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant.

118
00:08:37,364 --> 00:08:42,975
Well, they don't have to know that...

119
00:08:42,975 --> 00:08:45,463
Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?
罗斯，
能帮我做义大利面吗?

120
00:08:45,463 --> 00:08:46,587
Yeah.

121
00:08:46,587 --> 00:08:51,626
Oh, we're having spaghetti! That's.... easy.

122
00:08:51,626 --> 00:08:55,350
I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish,

123
00:08:55,350 --> 00:08:58,556
but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing?

124
00:08:58,556 --> 00:09:04,560
Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.

125
00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:10,096
What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club,
they were not playing very well.

126
00:09:10,096 --> 00:09:12,660
I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding...

127
00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:18,150
but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!

128
00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:24,000
Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man atthe altar...
至少她有机会把一个男人
留在教堂里的圣坛

129
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,746
What's that supposed to mean?

130
00:09:25,746 --> 00:09:30,069
Nothing! It's an expression.
没什么，随便说说

131
00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:30,969
No it's not.

132
00:09:30,969 --> 00:09:32,081
Don't listen to your mother.

133
00:09:32,081 --> 00:09:34,015
You're independent, and you always have been!

134
00:09:34,015 --> 00:09:41,176
Even when you were a kid...and you were chubby,
and you had no friends,you were just fine!
就连你小时候
胖嘟嘟的一个朋友也没有

135
00:09:41,176 --> 00:09:45,968
And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...

136
00:09:47,908 --> 00:09:51,267
Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars,
而像罗斯这种人则追求卓越

137
00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:53,921
with his museum, and his papers getting published.

138
00:09:53,921 --> 00:09:56,529
Other people are satisfied with staying where they are-

139
00:09:56,529 --> 00:10:00,769
I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.

140
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,948
...And I read about these women trying to have it all,

141
00:10:05,948 --> 00:10:11,832
and I thank God 'Our Little Harmonica' doesn't seem to have that problem.

142
00:10:11,832 --> 00:10:15,443
So, Ross, what's going on with you?

143
00:10:15,443 --> 00:10:20,735
Any stories?No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
最近有什么新闻八卦之类
可以和老爸老妈分享的

144
00:10:20,735 --> 00:10:24,480
Okay! Okay.

145
00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:31,044
Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened
between Carol and me, and,

146
00:10:31,044 --> 00:10:35,549
so, well, here's the deal.

147
00:10:35,549 --> 00:10:39,076
Carol's a lesbian.

148
00:10:39,076 --> 00:10:43,274
She's living with a woman named Susan.

149
00:10:43,274 --> 00:10:46,449
She's pregnant with my child,

150
00:10:46,449 --> 00:10:53,096
and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.

151
00:10:53,096 --> 00:10:56,553
And you knew about this?!

152
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:11,560
Your folks are really that bad, huh?
你的状况真的很糟糕吗?

153
00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:17,076
Well, y'know, these people are pros.
你要知道这些人十分专业,

154
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,229
They know what they're doing,

155
00:11:18,229 --> 00:11:24,111
they take their time, they get the job done.
他们会躲在那里
再来个突然袭击

156
00:11:24,111 --> 00:11:26,805
Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,...

157
00:11:26,805 --> 00:11:32,197
boy, if you could--I'd want yours.

158
00:11:32,197 --> 00:11:34,068
Must pee.
我要去尿尿了

159
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,481
Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.

160
00:11:36,481 --> 00:11:37,349
You're twins?

161
00:11:37,349 --> 00:11:38,613
Yeah. We don't speak.

162
00:11:38,613 --> 00:11:41,765
She's like this high-powered, driven career type.
她是一心追求事业的人

163
00:11:41,765 --> 00:11:42,576
What does she do?

164
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:45,617
She's a waitress.

165
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:48,465
All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now.

166
00:11:48,465 --> 00:11:51,586
Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.

167
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:59,537
Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend,who... my parents actually preferred.
尽管我有个想像中的朋友而我爸妈比较喜欢他

168
00:11:59,537 --> 00:12:00,518
The lights, please..

169
00:12:07,724 --> 00:12:10,954
...How long was I in there?

170
00:12:10,954 --> 00:12:13,191
I'm just cleaning up.

171
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,651
Do you.. uh.. do you need any help?

172
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:23,829
Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks!

173
00:12:23,829 --> 00:12:28,477
Anyway.. um..So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?

174
00:12:28,477 --> 00:12:30,082
Oh.. a little..

175
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,360
Mm-hmm..

176
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,114
A lot.

177
00:12:33,114 --> 00:12:35,088
Mm.

178
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,559
So, got any advice?

179
00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:41,856
Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped?
就一个最近刚被甩的人而言

180
00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:46,236
Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word'dumped'.
steer clear of [简明英汉词典]
v.避开, 绕开

181
00:12:46,236 --> 00:12:50,470
Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know,
现在他可能痛不欲生

182
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:57,856
so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard.
因此你不该显得艳光照人

183
00:12:57,856 --> 00:13:02,198
Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring,

184
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:08,997
and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...

185
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:13,511
Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow.. When did it get so complicated?

186
00:13:13,511 --> 00:13:15,415
Got me.
你可问倒我了

187
00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:17,330
Remember when we were in high school together?

188
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,563
Yeah.

189
00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:26,029
I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone,
fall in love- and that'd be it?
你没想过自己会遇见心上人
谈恋爱
然後厮守终生吗?

190
00:13:28,529 --> 00:13:28,890
..Ross?

191
00:13:28,890 --> 00:13:31,427
Yes, yes!

192
00:13:31,427 --> 00:13:42,988
Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here..
没想到自己会沦落到这个地步

193
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,227
Me either...

194
00:14:00,601 --> 00:14:07,835
Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.
我忙得无法脱身恐龙之类的事

195
00:14:07,835 --> 00:14:08,530
Hi.

196
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:11,447
Ross, you remember Susan.

197
00:14:11,447 --> 00:14:12,879
How could I forget?

198
00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:13,992
Ross.

199
00:14:13,992 --> 00:14:19,371
Hello, Susan.
Good shake. Good shake.

200
00:14:19,371 --> 00:14:21,242
So, uh, we're just waiting for...?

201
00:14:21,242 --> 00:14:22,256
Dr. Oberman.

202
00:14:22,256 --> 00:14:23,752
..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-

203
00:14:23,752 --> 00:14:24,266
She.

204
00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:31,637
-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?

205
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,484
Yes, and she's very supportive.

206
00:14:33,484 --> 00:14:36,696
Okay, that's great.

207
00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:37,788
No, I'm- Oh.

208
00:14:37,788 --> 00:14:40,275
Thanks.

209
00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:58,727
Quack, quack..

210
00:14:58,727 --> 00:15:01,625
Ross? That opens my cervix.
罗斯，
那是用来打开我的子宫颈的

211
00:15:08,076 --> 00:15:09,073
Barry?

212
00:15:09,073 --> 00:15:10,569
Come in.

213
00:15:10,569 --> 00:15:12,087
Are you sure?

214
00:15:12,087 --> 00:15:14,560
Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours.

215
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:18,297
Huh?!

216
00:15:18,297 --> 00:15:21,001
So, how are you doing?

217
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:27,595
I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!

218
00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:29,150
Yeah, well..

219
00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:31,886
Dr. Farber, Jason Greenstein's gagging.
法大夫，杰森快没气了

220
00:15:31,886 --> 00:15:36,120
Be right there.Be back in a sec.

221
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,709
I dumped him.

222
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,177
Okay.

223
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:02,466
So, um- so how's this, uh, how's this gonna work?

224
00:16:02,466 --> 00:16:06,989
Y'know, with us? Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made?

225
00:16:06,989 --> 00:16:09,160
Give me a 'for instance'.

226
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,298
Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh,
with the baby's name?

227
00:16:12,298 --> 00:16:13,136
Marlon-

228
00:16:13,136 --> 00:16:13,988
Marlon?!

229
00:16:13,988 --> 00:16:18,830
-if it's a boy, Minnie if it's a girl.

230
00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:21,790
...As in Mouse?
和米奇的女友同名?

231
00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:23,406
As in my grandmother.

232
00:16:23,406 --> 00:16:32,497
Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um,how about, um.. how about Julia?
不管怎样,听到这个还是想到老鼠.

233
00:16:32,497 --> 00:16:34,643
Julia..

234
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:36,145
We agreed on Minnie.

235
00:16:36,145 --> 00:16:38,748
totally, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together.

236
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,196
Things change, roll with the punches.
世事难料，兵来将挡

237
00:16:41,196 --> 00:16:43,783
I believe Julia's on the table..?
茱莉亚，就这么决定

238
00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:49,907
Sorry about that.

239
00:16:51,107 --> 00:16:53,151
So. What have you been up to?

240
00:16:53,151 --> 00:16:57,718
Oh, not much. I-I got a job.

241
00:16:57,718 --> 00:16:59,224
Oh, that's great.

242
00:16:59,224 --> 00:17:01,587
Why are- why are you so tanned?

243
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:05,442
Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba.

244
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:09,108
Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?

245
00:17:09,108 --> 00:17:17,717
No. I went with, uh.. Now, this may hurt.

246
00:17:17,717 --> 00:17:18,607
Me?!

247
00:17:18,607 --> 00:17:20,637
No!

248
00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:24,322
I went with Mindy.

249
00:17:24,322 --> 00:17:27,958
Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!

250
00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:31,272
Yeah, well, uh, we're kind of a thing now.
对，我们是认真的

251
00:17:31,272 --> 00:17:37,523
Oh! Well, um..You've got plugs!
你去做植发了?

252
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:40,826
Careful! They haven't quite taken yet.
小心，还不固定

253
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,167
And you've got lenses!

254
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:46,062
But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!

255
00:17:46,062 --> 00:17:51,402
Not for her.

256
00:17:51,402 --> 00:17:54,240
Listen, I really wanted to thank you.

257
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,257
Okay..

258
00:17:56,257 --> 00:17:58,049
See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you.

259
00:17:58,049 --> 00:18:00,803
More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life.

260
00:18:00,803 --> 00:18:02,990
And I'm an orthodontist.

261
00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:04,708
Wow.

262
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:05,969
You know, you were right?

263
00:18:05,969 --> 00:18:11,240
I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy.

264
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:16,447
But with Mindy,now I'm happy.

265
00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:17,240
Spit.

266
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,010
What?

267
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:21,269
Me.

268
00:18:21,269 --> 00:18:29,208
Anyway, um,I guess this belongs to you.

269
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,069
And thank you for givingit to me.

270
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:37,559
Well, thank you for giving it back.

271
00:18:37,559 --> 00:18:40,207
Hello?!

272
00:18:42,394 --> 00:18:44,400
Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?

273
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,670
Helen Geller? I don't think so.

274
00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:50,226
Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.

275
00:18:50,226 --> 00:18:51,588
Thank you!

276
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:54,203
No, I mean it's not Geller.

277
00:18:54,203 --> 00:18:56,028
What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?

278
00:18:56,028 --> 00:19:02,046
No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.

279
00:19:02,046 --> 00:19:05,158
Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?

280
00:19:05,158 --> 00:19:07,000
It's my baby too.

281
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:12,429
Oh, so funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.

282
00:19:12,429 --> 00:19:15,278
Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!

283
00:19:15,278 --> 00:19:17,147
All right, you two, stop it!

284
00:19:17,147 --> 00:19:20,085
No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.
不，功劳全让她抢了

285
00:19:20,085 --> 00:19:23,679
Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller?

286
00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:25,548
'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.
border on [简明英汉词典]
v.接壤

287
00:19:25,548 --> 00:19:29,616
Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.

288
00:19:29,616 --> 00:19:31,847
Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing?

289
00:19:31,847 --> 00:19:33,507
He knows no-one's gonna say all those names,

290
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:36,635
so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
他知道别人只会叫她盖勒
这样他就得逞了

291
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,687
My way?! You-you think this is my way?

292
00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:42,268
Believe me,of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being,

293
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:46,323
this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um,this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-

294
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:48,766
Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
nausea [简明英汉词典]
[5nC:sjE]
n.反胃, 晕船, 恶心, 作呕, 极度的不快

295
00:19:48,766 --> 00:19:52,325
Yeah. Yeah. A little.

296
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,795
Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be,

297
00:19:54,795 --> 00:19:58,232
but.. thanks for sharing.Uh, lie back..

298
00:19:58,232 --> 00:19:59,871
You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go.

299
00:19:59,871 --> 00:20:04,986
I don't- I don't think I can be involved in this particular thing right now.

300
00:20:15,556 --> 00:20:16,838
Oh my God.

301
00:20:16,838 --> 00:20:17,918
Look at that.

302
00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:21,580
I know.

303
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,696
Well? Isn't that amazing?

304
00:20:34,676 --> 00:20:38,271
What are we supposed to be seeing here?

305
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:46,557
I don't know, but.. I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.
可能是攻击企业号(星舰迷航记)

306
00:20:46,557 --> 00:20:52,729
You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes,
it kinda looks like an old potato.
tilt [简明英汉词典]
[tilt]
v.(使)倾斜, (使)翘起, 以言词或文字抨击
tilt [英汉计算机词汇]
 倾斜，斜移

307
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:53,801
Then don't do that, alright?

308
00:20:53,801 --> 00:20:56,750
Okay!

309
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,137
Monica. What do you think?

310
00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:02,473
Mm-hmm.

311
00:21:02,473 --> 00:21:03,647
Wh- are you welling up?
你热泪盈眶?

312
00:21:03,647 --> 00:21:04,800
No.

313
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,710
You are, you're welling up.

314
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:07,751
Am not!

315
00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:09,016
You're gonna be an aunt.

316
00:21:09,016 --> 00:21:11,911
Oh shut up!

317
00:21:11,911 --> 00:21:16,870
Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine.

318
00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:24,444
I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no,it's okay.

319
00:21:24,444 --> 00:21:27,628
I hope you two are very happy, I really do.

320
00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:31,098
Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out,

321
00:21:31,098 --> 00:21:35,220
and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything-

322
00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:43,477
I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.

323
00:21:43,477 --> 00:21:47,696
Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
我知道这招很贱